"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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creeper move or not?

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I live in Texas and spring break is going on. I was driving by the beach and 2 girls were taking pictures of each other in bikinis next to a tree so i drive really slow and videotape it on my phone for like 7 seconds as i drive past. The girls were solid 9s so i drive back and decide to get out of my car and ask them if they needed me to use their phone to take double shots of them together. They say they dont need the help. The one girl says to me "is that your black mustang over there" --I reply back with yes, then she asks me if i was videotaping them when i drove past. I deny it and she says im lying. I tell them both that they are beautiful and ask where they are from. They said thanks for the compliment and they say they are from Massachusetts. I was gonna ask for there numbers but decided not to. I tell them ill let them do there thing then i walk away.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Barrister

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When you say "videotape" do you mean you just got out your iPhone? Or do you seriously have like a camcorder. Because that is hilarious.

Regardless, yes. This is definitely creepy and I recommend you don't do it again unless you want to eventually have a meeting with the police.
 

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You should've admitted you were recording them. You shouldn't have told them they were beautiful. You should've offered them a ride. You should've gotten drinks with them. Next time do exactly that.

You didn't maintain frame by denying
You complimented them unneccessarily
You passed up an opportunity

There's your breakdown
 

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Yes it was a creepy move.

" Yeah I thought you guys might be some supermodels I hadn't heard of and I could sell the footage to TMZ."
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I live in Texas and spring break is going on. I was driving by the beach and 2 girls were taking pictures of each other in bikinis next to a tree so i drive really slow and videotape it on my phone for like 7 seconds as i drive past. The girls were solid 9s so i drive back and decide to get out of my car and ask them if they needed me to use their phone to take double shots of them together. They say they dont need the help. The one girl says to me "is that your black mustang over there" --I reply back with yes, then she asks me if i was videotaping them when i drove past. I deny it and she says im lying. I tell them both that they are beautiful and ask where they are from. They said thanks for the compliment and they say they are from Massachusetts. I was gonna ask for there numbers but decided not to. I tell them ill let them do there thing then i walk away.
You should have asked for the number if you were interested, since you already did the hard part by approaching them. What have you got to lose?

As for taking videos of women whilst driving past slowly - I think that's probably not such a good idea.
 

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You should have flipped out a PI license and asked them if they just saw 'the fight between those 2 girls on the street'. :D
 

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Yes, it's creepy. But I think your nature is just to be a creeper. Aren't you the guy asking about cat-calling from the street? I mean at this point just own it and roll with it. I picture you looking like Vanilla Ice or something. If you're going to do that you have to do it all the way. When they asked you if you were taping them you should have said hell yeah I was. You kinda have to go with over the top confidence to make that work.
 
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