"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Creative ways to ask a girl to prom (DONT TROLL)

rh79

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Now before about 5 of you troll this, post hear me out. Yes, I know this is typically an AFC thing to do. However, if it's not cliche it works pretty well.

This girl would definitely say yes if I asked her, but she told her friends she wants to be asked in a cute, creative way like all the other girls at our school have been. Now I know most of you will tell me to do the usual "don't do anything special just tell her she is going with you". However, I don't want to disappoint her. She's human too, she might as well be happy and be able to brag to her friends. Hell if I do something completely original and amazing then that'll help me much more in the long run than simply disappointing her by simply having a conversation and telling her she's going with me.

So anyways what are some creative ideas of how to ask a girl to prom that aren't really, really cliche?

I've used the search function, haven't found anything that is at all helpful or not overly cliche.



Also I'm friends with her best friend, so she'll be able to assist if need be.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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First, go to the grocery store and pick out the most expensive piece of raw salmon.

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rh79

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Well i'll be eagerly anticipating the ending Amazing whenever you formulate it.
 

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Step two:

Obtain a full gorilla suit, and a 7.5 lb dumbell


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Why don't you come up with something on your own? I'm sure you'd feel better about it than if you used something that random guys on an internet forum posted. Anyway, if you want something to get you started, I will be posting about how I asked my date (today actually) in my FR thread. It seems like where I live is similar to your area in that guys ask girls in cute, creative ways.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Buy some flowers (or if your cheap like me pick them from you yard), take her to some place special, like the beach, and then ask her and give her the flowers. This is a good way to do it, you can keep your self respect and she will like it
 

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Amazing said:
Step two:

Obtain a full gorilla suit, and a 7.5 lb dumbell


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Lmaooo :crackup:
 

rh79

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sage,

I have come up with some ideas, but theyre not really as terrific as some what i'm hoping for. Anyways a lot of people have much more experience and have seen a lot more things than I have which is why i'm using this forum. Yes, I could wait until an idea forms in my frontal lobe, but prom is fast approaching and I want to do something unique and fun.
 

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Buy some sweedish fish (or use that 7lb salmon if you like) and then inside of the bag place a note that says "Of all the fish in the sea, would you go to prom with me?"
Leave the bag somewhere where she'll find it, like in her locker or on top of her desk. After she finds it, approach her a little later, like the next day/a few hours etc. and then say "Did you like your fish?"

Hmmm...sweedish fishhh

also, wtf are you talking about....i don't think any of us are trolls ;o
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Accension

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lol just throw her a ball and when she catches it say, "Gee, you really are a great catch. How 'bout that prom ey?" and proceed to produce helium filled balloons that she can tie to her bag as to get the attention she desires all day.
 
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