"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Crazy girl tryin to get pregnant

jp98502

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This girl I been with latley is startin to get crazy, she would constantly try to do it without a condom, and then I caught her tryin to squeez stuff out of condom into her!! AHHH
So I figure its time to call it quits with her cause that freaked me out. Now she wont stop callin me leaving crazy s*** on my voicemail. Im kinda scared cause I dont know how many times she has done it. Some times we were very drunk. What happens if she succeeds and ends up prego and entraps me is there a law against that kind of thing? Im done with her.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lordson

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maybe if you have some proof that shes crazy and has actively trying to get herself pregnant, a court of law will find in your favour
 

Blackmm

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Or just stop seeing her.
 

demonic

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Blackmm said:
Or just stop seeing her.

It's strange people have to come into this forum and make threads like this when all you have to do is the above...walk the **** away ffs.

Demonic
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Well the good thing from this madness is at least you know someone wants to have your baby... Your genes will survive man.
 
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JP, you must post a pic of this girl so we can all be witnesses.. this is important.
 

decades

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jp98502 said:
This girl I been with latley is startin to get crazy, she would constantly try to do it without a condom, and then I caught her tryin to squeez stuff out of condom into her!! AHHH
So I figure its time to call it quits with her cause that freaked me out. Now she wont stop callin me leaving crazy s*** on my voicemail. Im kinda scared cause I dont know how many times she has done it. Some times we were very drunk. What happens if she succeeds and ends up prego and entraps me is there a law against that kind of thing? Im done with her.
try to get her on Maury Povich. They love gals like this.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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