"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Craziest place you've ever had sex/got bj?

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on a hotel patio with one of the best views of the Atlantic I have ever seen. think some people were watching too but I didn't care.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the bathrom of a sports bar while my date was at the table lol.
 
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I did a nurse on a helicopter. Talk about intense. I almost fell out of the helicopter. Good thing it was still on the ground.

Had a pizza boy try to give me head, but I was able to fight him off. No tip for him.

Had another dude try to give me a hand job on an elevator. He had a strong grip.

I have walked in on guys doing it in bathrooms. One time it was four guys at once. One was standing on the counter.
 
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BigJimbo said:
I did a nurse on a helicopter. Talk about intense. I almost fell out of the helicopter. Good thing it was still on the ground.

Had a pizza boy try to give me head, but I was able to fight him off. No tip for him.

Had another dude try to give me a hand job on an elevator. He had a strong grip.

I have walked in on guys doing it in bathrooms. One time it was four guys at once. One was standing on the counter.
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Wtf yea that is fvcked up
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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At a rest stop in broad daylight in the back of my suv with no tinted windows.
 
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-grave yard (once at night, and once at day)
-park during the day (in the bushes) - it was raining.
-lots of getho alleys with dirty woooorees (yes i HAD a deth wish)

aaaahhhhhh the past.....
 
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On a cocoa nut tree on the beach in the caribbean in brawd day light.
Pars, mountains, tennis courts, verandas porches, cars trucks.. parents bed , etc.. too many to name.. oh night clubs too
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I havent done anything seriously crazy worth mentioning....the only thing I can think of is getting a nice BJ in her kitchen, with her ENTIRE family in the next room...that was 8th grade haha!

I was way to paranoid to enjoy it though

backbreaker said:
the bathrom of a sports bar while my date was at the table lol.
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Backbreak this is hilarious
 
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Her father's hot tub, he was 20 ft away in the living room watching a baseball game on tv. Damn. What a moment that was. I knew then, that I was a thrill seaker and that I wanted to live my life in dangerous situations, hence I hooked up with a married woman ten years later. Just very self destructive behavior.
 
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It was at my friend's party, I was with his sister...in his own room getting head from her. Doesn't beat some of the stories here but my heart was pumping like crazy because it felt like every second my friend was going to open the door, only to find his sister with my d1ck in her mouth lol.
 
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War Against Betaism said:
It was at my friend's party, I was with his sister...in his own room getting head from her. Doesn't beat some of the stories here but my heart was pumping like crazy because it felt like every second my friend was going to open the door, only to find his sister with my d1ck in her mouth lol.
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Eh, that is nothing. Once had a girl give me some head at the kitchen table while her blind grandmother was serving us food!
 
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Road head is great and pretty convenient too, especially on long drives. And there is no clean up if she swallows. I'm not really up for the outdoors stuff unless she really wants it. Having sex at my office kills multiple birds with one stone.

Bj and sex on the beach multiple times (with multiple girls) during the day and at night

Sex while her daughter was sleeping in the room. We were on the bed, she was on the floor at the foot of the bed. wasn't my idea but i didn't say no either :) It may not sound like it, but this is def #1 freakiest thing i have done. Poor kid probably had nightmares and couldn't figure out why

In my bedroom with my parents in the next room. Bed was too noisy so we started to do it on the floor. it was always hilarious to me that my parents were so enthusiastic about her coming over, did they really think i was that innocent?

Private Jacuzzi/whirlpool, if you've never tried this one, you gotta do it - she'll never forget it

In the bathroom with her family in the next room. She called me over to "take a look at something", next thing I know she's bending over asking me **** her

Camping, fooling around in the tent with other people within earshot. If anybody was awake, they definitely know what we were doing.

her bedroom, brother in the next room

My office, i have the keys...

Fitness gym after hours, again had the keys...

Surprise bj on the side of the highway at 4am - again her idea

Almost empty parking lot except for restaurant staff. we parked, did our thing then realized the restaurant closed. Went back in the van and did some more

Watched porn with me in parking lot outside movie theater, then got busy - her idea

Hand job at a concert (baggy clothes hid everything). It was only a handjob, but we were surrounded by hundreds of people, pretty daring.

Didn't realize i had so many highlights. Too many to list. Seriously guys, if you find a girl that's up for anything, start making a wish list...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uni lecture theatre at night, in a cathedral, derelict building, boyfriends parents bed, in a car, but the best for me would have to be on one of my employees desks.... oh happy days.
 
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Laundromat bathroom, mall parking lot, school parking lot (got caught), handjob on airplane, apartment building balcony, in car in front of movie gallery, on top of a car on the side of a quiet road, in car with cougar at a club, on the staff accountant's desk during working hours with the door closed, in apartment parking lot (was so drunk that after I finished I walked to the apartment butt naked), in a park against a tree around 6 PM in the middle of a walk, in a fifth wheel with her family in the next room and her daughter sleeping in the same room. Those are the major highlights.
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
I ate her banged her and in her ass too and had to take off when the coast was clear. Never went back. lmao. (I've gotta be nuts. Didn't have a condom and just met her....1st and only really crazy thing I've done...stupid too...)
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Enjoy your AIDS
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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