"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cracky joints

thefonz

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Hey guys, I've had cracking joints my whole life, to the point where when I'm rotating my shoulders, twisting my hip, or twisting my wrist it cracks on the spot. I'm 25 years old and have good diet and I don't have any diseases.

I can crack just about every joint in my body and sometimes it kinda freaks me out just i worry about the condition they'll be in 15 years from now. DO you guys know of any cures for this or ways to deal with it. It seems I can't stand up or do anything without cracking something.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Axcell

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I have a similar problem, but not as severe as yours so I look forward to the replies.
 

martinM.

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I'm not sure why this happens, but I hear glucosamine is really good for your joints.
 
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