"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cow Fvcker!

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Billtx49

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Well, she cut him off, he gets it from the cow, she gets mad and takes it public for further punishment and the embarrassment factor.
Apparently she didn’t know of or couldn’t imagine the resources available for farmboy beastiality action …
Ranchers tell me they’re way cheaper than escorts, you just need to get past the smell …
 

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The lesson here is: if you're going to fucc a cow, don't get caught. The embarrassment might lead you to doing something you later regret even more than fuccin a cow.
 

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Animal vaginas have bacteria in them that will literally rot your d1ck off, just in case anyone was considering it.
Yes, a CSTD is a major factor to consider, but bovine game does put a completely new spin on the classic “I was out chasing some tail” statement …
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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