"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Couldn't get a hard on cause I was thinking about my GF!!!

Starriol

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I'm taking some pnl classes now. One of the girls is sexy as hell, 31 (I'm 23), she looks 25. Has a child :down: and is married, but his ******* husband is out of the country most of the year, so she said she doesnt feel for him...

anyway, I have a gf who's been happily engaged with me for the last 8 months.

The point is that I want more *****, can't get enough and have no moral problems cheating on her... if she doesn't know, she doesn't feel bad, so I'm ok with it.


The problem is that today I was trying to **** this new chick and was very excited and didn't have erection prolems until we got naked...

Then, I started worring about her calling my house, all in love with me and telling my gf we ****ed.... OK, so the point is that I was worried my GF would somehow find out.

I made the mistake of giving this chick both my cel and home phone numbers...

Anyway... any experiencies with these kind of situations?

I need help regarding how to cheat effectivly and how to feel cool about it...

And here comes the flames against my attitudes :cuss: ....
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You do what you want bud...im not here to flame you

But be careful is all i can say...these things have a tendency to come back and bite you in the azz...

I'm Speaking from experience...call me stupid or say that I made a mistake, or wasnt smooth/discrete enough...doesn't matter anymore.

~WA
 

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First mistake is you gave her your numbers! why would you do that? But if you must only give her your cell number and put a name on her number that could be one of your buddies. Secondly if you cant get it up to do the deed, you do have moral problems about cheating on her. If you do decide you can go through with it though, just make sure and tell her when you are done, that you dont think you 2 should tell anyone about whats happening. always worked for me, especially the ones in relationships. good luck
 

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Its all about discipline and logistics... and being vigilant with your cell phone as its give off the easiest clues to your cheating life...

Happy Cheatin'
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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MotoXXX said:
First mistake is you gave her your numbers! why would you do that? But if you must only give her your cell number and put a name on her number that could be one of your buddies. Secondly if you cant get it up to do the deed, you do have moral problems about cheating on her. If you do decide you can go through with it though, just make sure and tell her when you are done, that you dont think you 2 should tell anyone about whats happening. always worked for me, especially the ones in relationships. good luck
Yeah, that's a nice idea. I'm gonna tell her to keep her mouth shut and not call me at my place cause I have a girlfriend.

Have you ever been so explicit about this? I mean , "don't call me to my place cause my GF would kill me, please?"

Besides that, she's got a hubby... that I think she wants to stay in good relationships cause he pays for all her expenditures (is that the word??).

Thanks again to all of you guys for the ideas!

I thought I was gonna get stoned to death by moralistics here... good thing I didn't :D !!
 

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you say you dont have morals to get in the way, but it looks like your mind is telling you differently. if your engaged to this girl, it seems like you think she is worth keeping. maybe you should think about what you really want.
 

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I insist, my fear was she finding out, it wasn't regret or guilt.

I feared losing her if she found out, I didn't felt a bad guy or anything
 

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If you had a issues with getting an erection it is because you feel guilt in some sense (I know you might not feel guilt at all while talking or thinking about it, but bare with me a second). We all desire beautiful women, but cheating is a whole new universe from desire for some people. It could be a subconcious thing. Think about how you really feel about the situation. If you find yourself obssesing over what ifs to the point its affecting you physically and you don't want the repercussions of your actions maybe its not something you really want to do. I am not judging how you conduct yourself in this instance. Just something to give thought to. Theoretically if she was the perfect woman you wouldn't have to look elsewhere for satisfaction. ;)
 

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So you're ready to cheat on your girl friend but to scared of her to get an erection. God you're a loser.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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