"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Could This Be Done???

Mayfly

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I have a semi-formal on Saturday for my collegiate cross country team. Guys wear ties and girls can come in nice dresses. Bringing a date is advisable, but not necessary. I would like to bring myself a date. I have asked two of my friends so far, and they said they were going home or going home early to study. Is there a possibility of meeting a girl early this week and successfully asking her to the semi? I need some help about how to go about this. Thanks in advance.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Does anyone think it can be? I think it can, but I am not sure about how to go about it.
 

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Why the he!! not?

Of course it can be done.

It just won't be easy.

Monday- Go out and find girls. Get numbers, a few numbers would be good.

Tuesday- See monday. Then tuesday night, call the girls, ask them for a short coffee date-Starbucks-anything that will not take more then 1 hour.

Sometime during the rest of the week, wed, thurs, have the date. While on date, if things go well, ask her out to the formal event.

Bottom line, it can be done. Just a matter of how much effort you want to put into it . . .

Good Luck,


-E.Nigma

P.S. - Me personally, I'm a lazy fvck, so if it was a month away, i'd do it, but why did you wait until you only had only one week?
 
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