"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cop lazer for testing if you drunk remotely!

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Just saw this on Russian TV. These units are going to be deployed into my city. They are like lazers for measuring speed, except they are able to measure if alcohol is present inside your car (from breath) at speeds from 5 kph to 105 kph, remotely.

Unit is Russian made by http://www.lsystems.ru/


That's SUPER GAY.


Here is the pic of this sh1t, http://news.drom.ru/17938.html
it's called Buton, meaning bouquet in Russian.


I'm scared sh1tless cuz I'm able to drive drunk and not get caught via body language and simple bluff. This is gay. They taking 50k rubles for a DUI here.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Drunk drivers pose a bonafide threat to highway safety. Alcohol makes you delusional and causes you to drive faster with reckless abandon. You may think you can drive okay, but objectively you are a horrible driver. If you are now scared sh*tless of being caught: good riddance.

I do have a DUI on my past record but I do not justify the behavior—it is wrong. Always drive sober.
 

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You have three options:

1. Don't drink.
2. Limit yourself to one drink, and drink slow.
3. Have a designated driver. If you cannot, see #1.
 

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Call a friend or get a cab. Drunk driving kills people and is easily avoided.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/33/3317.asp

An individual with a blood alcohol content of 0.10 would on average exhale enough alcohol vapors to bring the level in a car with the windows closed to 3 parts per million within 30 minutes. The level would be lower in a vehicle with the ventilation system active


All you have to do is crack a window. I know it's cold in Russia, but just drink enough vodka first.
 

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backseatjuan said:
I'm scared sh1tless cuz I'm able to drive drunk and not get caught via body language and simple bluff. This is gay. They taking 50k rubles for a DUI here.
I have ZERO respect for you. Either don't drink and drive, or drink and get a ride. I've seen more than my share of drunk accidents and had more than my share of friends and people I know die from driving while drunk.
 

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Your username is backseatjuan.

How about getting in the back seat when you've been drinking? Let other's drive (if they are sober).

Live up to your username!
 
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