"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cop lazer for testing if you drunk remotely!

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Just saw this on Russian TV. These units are going to be deployed into my city. They are like lazers for measuring speed, except they are able to measure if alcohol is present inside your car (from breath) at speeds from 5 kph to 105 kph, remotely.

Unit is Russian made by http://www.lsystems.ru/


That's SUPER GAY.


Here is the pic of this sh1t, http://news.drom.ru/17938.html
it's called Buton, meaning bouquet in Russian.


I'm scared sh1tless cuz I'm able to drive drunk and not get caught via body language and simple bluff. This is gay. They taking 50k rubles for a DUI here.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Drunk drivers pose a bonafide threat to highway safety. Alcohol makes you delusional and causes you to drive faster with reckless abandon. You may think you can drive okay, but objectively you are a horrible driver. If you are now scared sh*tless of being caught: good riddance.

I do have a DUI on my past record but I do not justify the behavior—it is wrong. Always drive sober.
 

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You have three options:

1. Don't drink.
2. Limit yourself to one drink, and drink slow.
3. Have a designated driver. If you cannot, see #1.
 

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Call a friend or get a cab. Drunk driving kills people and is easily avoided.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/33/3317.asp

An individual with a blood alcohol content of 0.10 would on average exhale enough alcohol vapors to bring the level in a car with the windows closed to 3 parts per million within 30 minutes. The level would be lower in a vehicle with the ventilation system active


All you have to do is crack a window. I know it's cold in Russia, but just drink enough vodka first.
 

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backseatjuan said:
I'm scared sh1tless cuz I'm able to drive drunk and not get caught via body language and simple bluff. This is gay. They taking 50k rubles for a DUI here.
I have ZERO respect for you. Either don't drink and drive, or drink and get a ride. I've seen more than my share of drunk accidents and had more than my share of friends and people I know die from driving while drunk.
 

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Your username is backseatjuan.

How about getting in the back seat when you've been drinking? Let other's drive (if they are sober).

Live up to your username!
 
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