"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's-Me

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I discovered something amazing today! It goes a little something like this...

My friend is sitting in back of a HB8. The HB8 wasn't sitting straight and her chair was facing the right side. He spontaneously moved her chair straight and said loudly "Site up straight". He repeated this like 4 times with an amusing tone and she couldn't stop laughing. It was pure gold!

I have heard from other people bossing girls around in a playful way works great! I'm going to field test this when I get the chance. I'm going to try saying like "Uncross your arms!", "Take your hands out of your pockets"...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Groovy

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The uncross your arms is nice, I use that!

Like the GIRL comes to talk to me, and she does sort of a "self-hug", does that mean she is not receptive, or that she is insecure? :cuss: DAMN GIRLS! I dunno

So I just uncross her arms while keeping up the conversation, and maybe i'll mention it, but I don't have to.

Later on I was talking about something negative (In a funny way :D) and the girl jokingly said WOW that's terrible! And I said yeah makes you wanna .... I wasn't done talking and she said : Cross your arms eh?

I laughed. :p Socializing is fun.
 

SinJester

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lol I've used uncross your arms at a part before. Doesn't always work because given their body language they aren't always that aproachable to start with!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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