"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cool, Calm, Collected - Hudson Pilot recording

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/05/1549.voice.recorder.tape/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Listen to the pilot's voice as he tells the air traffic controllers that he is going to land in the Hudson River. He is about to attempt a landing that has not been done successfully in over fifty years by any pilot anywhere, and his voice sounds like they are doing a routine drill. He's so calm about it that the air traffic controllers have a hard time believing what they are hearing.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm surprised that the actual landing in the Hudsen wasn't caught on tape when you consider the fact that it happened next to the most densely populated place in N. America and how many people are walking around with phones that take video.

Good job to the pilot. If this happened in a landlocked city with no water to splash down in, they'd have been fvcked. Another plane in Denver yesterday had to return because a bird flew into the engine, it's a pretty common thing it seems for birds seriously damage planes.
 

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speakeasy said:
I'm surprised that the actual landing in the Hudsen wasn't caught on tape when you consider the fact that it happened next to the most densely populated place in N. America and how many people are walking around with phones that take video.
It was, actually. I'm too lazy to find the video for you though.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I am a student pilot and I can tel you that in training we spend quite a bit of time on emergency procedures. This oldtimer professional probably has quite a few hours in the simulator and in flight doing procedures something like this. I was a bit scared the first time an instructor pulled the throttle back and said, "your engine is dead. What are you going to do?"
 

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The Conquistador said:
I was a bit scared the first time an instructor pulled the throttle back and said, "your engine is dead. What are you going to do?"
If i had all choices open to me, TBH, I'd restart the engine and put the throttle back where it was. :rockon:
 

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The Conquistador said:
This oldtimer professional probably has quite a few hours in the simulator and in flight doing procedures something like this
ROFL, hours in the simulator? How about being a fighter pilot and having over 40 years of flying experience.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_Sullenberger

That's a man who is in control of his element.

Birds are a major problem for airplanes. Whomever can figure out how to get birds away from airports or make airplane engines bird proof, will be a very rich man.

My suggestion is flying cats.
 

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The passengers are actually really lucky, to have no ordinary pilot. You don't get ex-air force fighter pilots cruising around in passenger jets these days, and with all the experience he has... very very lucky.

With 40+ years flight experience(and not some el cheapo flying either) I'm sure he's had countless problems he's had to deal with on the go, so he was definitely the man for the job.
 

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Quiksilver said:
The passengers are actually really lucky, to have no ordinary pilot. You don't get ex-air force fighter pilots cruising around in passenger jets these days, and with all the experience he has... very very lucky.

With 40+ years flight experience(and not some el cheapo flying either) I'm sure he's had countless problems he's had to deal with on the go, so he was definitely the man for the job.
I think pretty much any commercial airline pilot could have did what he did.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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And as if that wiki profile isn't over the top from a "who's who" standpoint, the guy had a book on "professional ethics" currently checked out from the library that was lost with the plane!
 

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azanon said:
If i had all choices open to me, TBH, I'd restart the engine and put the throttle back where it was. :rockon:
Haha I actually did that when I was getting my PPL...and my instructor slapped my hand (cute blonde flight instructor too...oh yeah)

...and yeah I know I just brought an old-ass thread back from the dead...
 
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