"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Little BACKGROUND, so you don't get lost.

I went out with this girl once, and we had a blast, tons of kino. The day BEFORE we were suppose to go out, she got in trouble with cops (alcohol) and she was grounded by her parents.

She texted me after we flirted/played around at work today... lots of touchy touchy.

She texts me every 1-2 days. (I never initiate ;) ) Great personality. I love to hang out with her.

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Girl: Hey you know that I can really beat you up. I was just being nice.

Me: Haha OK. How about we meet and settle this, if you aren't scared? ;)

Girl: Oh! I'm shakin haha.

Me: Wait until I see you next time. How about I workout/beat you up tomorrow at 11am?

Girl: Oh I cant. I'm gonna have to cover for someone (TRUE) but how about I beg and beg my parents if they let me hangout for a while after night school and I'll call you if they let me.

Me: Sounds like a plan, if it doesn't work, threaten to run away :)

Girl: Yeah right, cross your fingers. (Sh!t test to see if I am desperate?)

Me: No, it goes numb and starts to hurt. No big deal if we can't hang out.

Girl: Haha your funny. Yeah well, I hope that they (Her parents) say yes, because I still feel bad plus your fun to hang out with.

Me: Ditto. Well, I gotta go and get my beauty sleep :) I'll see ya tomorrow, wet dreams >: )
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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