controlling boners

[fezz]

Ok guys, how do you all control your boners? It's really hard to have control over your wang when a girl's ass is on it, but there are some things that I do when I get a boner that usually make it go down.

I imagine the fattest, hairiest, most disgusting girl on top of me

I stretch my arms and tense up and try to make my blood flow eslewhere other than my ****


Those are the two methods that work for me. I didn't know if you all had any methods, because its hard to flirt with a girl and use kino and crap when you have a boner. Also, I have found out that buying boxer briefs pay off, because they keep em down pretty well.

 

[whoa]

Like when you're grinding? Girls like boners on their asses, so don't hide it. In fact, make her feel it.

 

[Cheatz]

Amputation.


OR just think of the ugliest fattest chick, we all know one, and just imagine she's stripping. If you still maintain the erection at the point she has taken her panties off, then I suggest you to go see a shrink immediately.

 

[nath]

Originally posted by fezz
I imagine the fattest, hairiest, most disgusting girl on top of me

well to make it more effecrive imagine a GUY instead of a girl.

 

[heteropedro]

Or you can imagine a big pile of sh!t on you.

 

[Raven125]

Who cares? If she feels it then she'll know how big a **** you have.

 

[Vigilante7]

I get like 10 boners at skool LOL

randomly.....so what i do is

1 - think of something else, its only ur mind thats telling u to have an erection and ur brain sends the blood

2 - think of a naked guy....yup.....i lose it QUICKLY!!

 

[Need-2-B-Pimpin]

If a girls ass is on it? **** dude, let her rip! Bust that wang out and let her feel your manhood!

 

[RaMar]

I tuck it under the belt. This usually causes it to go down. IF it doesn't then no big deal since you don't have a bulge in your pants anymore and thats all that matters.

 

[TheMinistered]

Dude, I hardly ever pop boners-- it's so depressing-- so when I do pop one in public I flaunt it like it's my last day on earth-- I usually get the hottest girl I can find and point and laugh-- I don't care what she says-- I probably never see her again anywho

 

[Blowfish]

Man I gots the same problem... Tha Lil' Bro is stiff when I'm out with my girl, and its kinda embarassin, especially when u hidin it with a XL T-shirt lolz...

yeah just think of other things to get your mind of sex with the girl, because I'm guessin' that's what you thinkin'

 

[CrazyAsianBiker]

yeah, who gives a **** you act like you want to hide the fact that you have a pe nis.

i used to wear skin tight pants and my **** would have no choice but to choose a side and then it would seriously make a completely obvious outline (yes you can even see the outline of the head and everything)

And i purposely stood up and turned around right in front of a girls face while she was sitting down at a desk while takling to her right int he eyes. and her eyes woudln't be looking my eyes oh no they were staring straight at my crotch.

If a girl has camel toe you like it right?

same witha guy and a boner.

quit being a pu ssy.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

When I want it to go away I try and feel my feet (you know you don't feel your feet most of the time, so if you stop and concentrate on them...)

Anyways for random boners, to make em go away, stop jacking off so much. After about 1-2 days you should notice a decrease in them

 

[California Love]

Originally posted by TheMinistered
Dude, I hardly ever pop boners-- it's so depressing-- so when I do pop one in public I flaunt it like it's my last day on earth-- I usually get the hottest girl I can find and point and laugh-- I don't care what she says-- I probably never see her again anywho

LOL

 

[Rad]

Be one with the penis and then you will be able to control.

Hah in other words, just focus on something else. Like if you are in school, focus really hard on the work.

or..you can go with flaunting it like some of the other posters said

 

[wh01987]

Just standup and go Look at me i have a ****! it works really well, the ladies will be on your nuts like a dog on *****!

 

[silverwex]

Boners arent a BAD thing but if you wanna control them heres a tip my friend gave me a while back:

Imagine baseball - Big hairy sweaty men running around a field with a load of other men!

Works for me when I need to control it!

 

[fezz]

Im gonna try to stop jackin off so much to see if that helps any. Its weird though. It seems like some weeks I get like 10 boners a day, and then others I dont get any. Does that happen to you all???? and yea, Im not afraid of the fact that I have a penis or anything, its just embarassing when you have a huge boner and the teacher tells you to stand up in front of class.