Contribute to this story... :D

[reorex]

Alright guys, Its time we had a little fun around here.
I am about to come up with the opening lines for a story that all of us Ickers can be a part of.

I will start the opening line and everyone here is free to contribute to it. Just remember to leave it open ended and leave a.... at the end so anyone can join in and keep it going.

Okay, here goes:


Once upon a time in a land far far away there.......

 

[n00bPimp]

was a shepherd who the enjoyed company of his sheep during the day and asian transexuals during the night.

 

[Bible_Belt]

so he invented the world's first inflatable Asian sheep sex doll...

 

[backseatjuan]

The doll become very popular among some people, and the shepard quickly become a millionaire.

 

[Bizzle13]

But he lost the majority of his money betting on green at the roulette table

 

[Stort_Brød]

he was about to take his life when...

 

[The_flying_dutchman]

...the gun jammed cause it was made in China.

 

[BraddH]

The end.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

until he saw the asian tranny blow up doll...shuffling along with pieces of large human intestine hanging out of its/his/her mouth...followed by 10,000 hooker zombies

 

[Who Dares Win]

only the day after such visions he realized that those pills he found on the ground walking were powerfull allucinogens and not vitamins

 

[BeDJ]

However, there was one pill left. A dark red pill.

 

[Rave18]

Seeing the pill, he remembered reading this thread on SoSuave
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=101347

 

[n00bPimp]

He fed the pill to his most beta sheep thinking it would either make it **** some lady sheeps or suffer a slow painful death. "Its a win-win" he muttered.

 

[r0cky]

Seeing his sheep collapsing as it cries in agony he realizes hes made a mistake. But its too late.
He yells into the winds "I HATE YOU SOSUAVE!!"

 

[Wolfgang D]

(So I'm working by my desk late at night, tired and bored. I log in to SoSuave. See a story about a shepherd with transsexual sheep and hallucinogens. God I love you SoSuave.)

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

and then he got banned.

The end.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

And then the thread he started got deleted.