"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Read more...

Contribute to this story... :D

R

reorex

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2013
Messages
21
Reaction score
1
Alright guys, Its time we had a little fun around here.
I am about to come up with the opening lines for a story that all of us Ickers can be a part of.

I will start the opening line and everyone here is free to contribute to it. Just remember to leave it open ended and leave a.... at the end so anyone can join in and keep it going.

Okay, here goes:


Once upon a time in a land far far away there.......
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

B

Bizzle13

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 25, 2013
Messages
144
Reaction score
6
But he lost the majority of his money betting on green at the roulette table
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

T

The_flying_dutchman

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
354
Reaction score
42
...the gun jammed cause it was made in China.
 
taiyuu_otoko

taiyuu_otoko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 10, 2008
Messages
5,774
Reaction score
4,877
Location
象外
until he saw the asian tranny blow up doll...shuffling along with pieces of large human intestine hanging out of its/his/her mouth...followed by 10,000 hooker zombies
 
Who Dares Win

Who Dares Win

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 16, 2012
Messages
7,426
Reaction score
5,803
only the day after such visions he realized that those pills he found on the ground walking were powerfull allucinogens and not vitamins
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

R

r0cky

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
1,046
Reaction score
30
Seeing his sheep collapsing as it cries in agony he realizes hes made a mistake. But its too late.
He yells into the winds "I HATE YOU SOSUAVE!!"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Peaks&Valleys

Peaks&Valleys

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 11, 2013
Messages
1,956
Reaction score
355
and then he got banned.

The end.
 
Peaks&Valleys

Peaks&Valleys

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 11, 2013
Messages
1,956
Reaction score
355
And then the thread he started got deleted.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top