"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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S-lemond

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ok so its funny that u say that shes looking for the really special guy to kiss her, because today i was stranding at the gym (her school), and yes we go to different schools....neway so i called her up, she was eating dinner, so then i was like can u come get me, at first she didnt want to because she thaught i wasnt stranded
for real (witch i wasnt, lol) so she asks to talk to my friend so make sure that im not joking around, ill tell him to play alone, and he does.....then she gets there and pics us up, we go eat at subway, and then she takes me home....it wasnt just her and me btw.......so when i get home i thank and hug her and yada yada....then after alil my friend wants me to take him home (he was with me at the gym and rode home with me and sarah), so my mom has this garden, so we pic 1 flower for each person in her house hold, mom sister, everything(now these were roses) so then i write a note froma secret admirer (wink) and leave the flowers on the door step, and then drive off....she finds em and calls me and i play like idk what shes talking bout, she then laughs and tells me that im a special person, and thank-you!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I haven't been this confused since I saw the movie "Mulholland Drive".
 

S-lemond

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this iz a continuation man
 

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continuation: when she's practicing kissing on ur ****, get her to give u a lil ball action too, say it's good exercise for the muslces in her hand when u fondle them by moving them clockwise and counter clockwise back and forth
 

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Very Nice!

If only I understood what you were talking about.

Although, that move at the end was NICE!

:up:

Keep Pimpin'!

Laaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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