InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2003
- Messages
- 763
- Reaction score
- 4
- Age
- 40
Guys...I just scored the hottest chick on the planet. Don't even reply because none of you WILL EVER have a girl like this. I mean she's out of everyone's league. On a scale of 1 to 10 shes a 10 plus which means there's only like 20,000,000 other girls that look better than her.
Ok so im gonna share with you what I did.
I seen her walking down the street and I was like..*come on think of something really cool like a don juan would say* So I walk up to her and im like...those are really cool shoes and her face lit up guys. Im not talking about smiling. I mean she had like the biggest smile Ive ever seen. It just made me melt and I just knew she was going to be awesome.
We started talkin...she lend up against a pole so I walked a couple feet to the other pole and lend against it. She rubbed her chin so I rubbed mine. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she told me yes and that she had been with him for two years now. *Thinks...oh man now I can't use the "oh so how long have you had that problem line*
It was cool though I just nodded. I told her we could hang out and just be FRIENDS. She agreed and gave me her number. I was gonna make a post and share that I got her number as soon as I got home lastnight but I called about 20 of my closet male friends and told them first.
Well she called today and told me that her, and her boyfriend were having some problems so I asked her if she wanted to get some tea and crumpets at the local tea herbal shop that almost everyone has in their towns. Anyways we went and got some tea and it was really good...and um I kino'd her some and she seem to like it. So we went back to my place and got it on like two pigs in a pig pen on a hot summers day.
Well I just thought all you guys would like to know about my accomplishment.... :cheer:
Ok so im gonna share with you what I did.
I seen her walking down the street and I was like..*come on think of something really cool like a don juan would say* So I walk up to her and im like...those are really cool shoes and her face lit up guys. Im not talking about smiling. I mean she had like the biggest smile Ive ever seen. It just made me melt and I just knew she was going to be awesome.
We started talkin...she lend up against a pole so I walked a couple feet to the other pole and lend against it. She rubbed her chin so I rubbed mine. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she told me yes and that she had been with him for two years now. *Thinks...oh man now I can't use the "oh so how long have you had that problem line*
It was cool though I just nodded. I told her we could hang out and just be FRIENDS. She agreed and gave me her number. I was gonna make a post and share that I got her number as soon as I got home lastnight but I called about 20 of my closet male friends and told them first.
Well she called today and told me that her, and her boyfriend were having some problems so I asked her if she wanted to get some tea and crumpets at the local tea herbal shop that almost everyone has in their towns. Anyways we went and got some tea and it was really good...and um I kino'd her some and she seem to like it. So we went back to my place and got it on like two pigs in a pig pen on a hot summers day.
Well I just thought all you guys would like to know about my accomplishment.... :cheer:
