Congradulations To Me Post

[InsidiousNstinct]

Guys...I just scored the hottest chick on the planet. Don't even reply because none of you WILL EVER have a girl like this. I mean she's out of everyone's league. On a scale of 1 to 10 shes a 10 plus which means there's only like 20,000,000 other girls that look better than her.

Ok so im gonna share with you what I did.

I seen her walking down the street and I was like..*come on think of something really cool like a don juan would say* So I walk up to her and im like...those are really cool shoes and her face lit up guys. Im not talking about smiling. I mean she had like the biggest smile Ive ever seen. It just made me melt and I just knew she was going to be awesome.

We started talkin...she lend up against a pole so I walked a couple feet to the other pole and lend against it. She rubbed her chin so I rubbed mine. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she told me yes and that she had been with him for two years now. *Thinks...oh man now I can't use the "oh so how long have you had that problem line*

It was cool though I just nodded. I told her we could hang out and just be FRIENDS. She agreed and gave me her number. I was gonna make a post and share that I got her number as soon as I got home lastnight but I called about 20 of my closet male friends and told them first.

Well she called today and told me that her, and her boyfriend were having some problems so I asked her if she wanted to get some tea and crumpets at the local tea herbal shop that almost everyone has in their towns. Anyways we went and got some tea and it was really good...and um I kino'd her some and she seem to like it. So we went back to my place and got it on like two pigs in a pig pen on a hot summers day.
Well I just thought all you guys would like to know about my accomplishment.... :cheer:

 

[LikRetsam]

I burst into laughter. Funny stuff.

 

[08aisaac]

I used to have pigs and they would do it with everything. The guy pigs were doing other guy pigs and the girls were ferocious too. Did you know that pigs have corkscrew dic%s. So do goats. Just thought I would say that. They were delicous too.

Good luck with your sucess btw.

 

[babysfirstcoffin]

I'm in the same boat.


Being in the midst of DJ'ing a rediculously hot girl = nothing better.

 

[08aisaac]

Originally posted by babysfirstcoffin
I'm in the same boat.


Being in the midst of DJ'ing a rediculously hot girl = nothing better.

You used to have pigs too?

 

[babysfirstcoffin]

Well they were sort of mine, I didn't technically own them, but with a little C+F and kino, they were practically mine.

 

[08aisaac]

We stole ours from our neighbors. Yup, the hatfields weren't too happy about that one.

 

[arutha]

Pigs have 25 minute orgasms...

Just thought I'd mention that lol.

 

[08aisaac]

wish I could score a hot babe + I don't think any hb+'s live in kentucky lol

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

wish I could score a hot babe + I don't think any hb+'s live in kentucky lol

It's ok man...I just have lots of game and really good at getting women simply because im really awesome....:crazy:

 

[redbyte]

Cool shoes?
How in the hell did that work?

Also, no offense. But your story sounds rather fake. Forgive me if I'm wrong though. It could happen.
But, you meet a girl, use a non-dj open liner, you chat, she says shes got a bf, you say lets be friends and exchange numbers, then all of sudden shes having problems with her bf and is screwing you.

I dunno. Sounds like something good for a chick flic. Runs into Mr Perfect.
But if its true. Congratulations, I hope to one day have a HB too.

 

[08aisaac]

Actually there are lot of hotgirls but I was sort of not realizing it.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

How easily they are led astray like sheep to the slaughter....

 

[Smooth Player 056]

Nice Man

I can tell your confidence is at 150% when u wrote this report. Good work man were all proud, and if u keep up this confidence youll get even hotter babes.

-Smooth-

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

I'm good....maybe a little too good.

 

[dannowillbookem]

haha thats a great story.

shows how easy it can be.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Youre an arrogant dousche.

 

[Wonderbread166]

Insidious- Your point has been made, but please, don't go around trying to make fools out of these kids.

Most everyone else- Try reading the post again and figuring out what it's really about.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

I was wondering if Lik was the only one that would catch on....

 

[dannowillbookem]

wtf i'm confused and feel like an idiot (dont even say it...)