"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Confusing them

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Goofball

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Gonna keep it short and sweet:

If I told a girl a while ago that I like her a while ago, is there any way to fool her/confuse into thinking if I do still?

Looking around the DJ Bible, and other articles, the forums, etc I noticed that having a girl wondering if you like her or not can really work to the guys advantage.

You guys know any way?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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familyguyfan

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If you don't like her anymore why do you want her to think you do?
 
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No, maybe i wasnt clear ><
I still like her alot, but I want to kinda push a reset button? Get her thinking if I still do, etc
 
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ahh, you've been friendzoned

the only solution to this has been mentioned a million times on the forums, you need to make her jealous. see other girls, and when your talking to her (you do talk to her, right?) casually drop an intimate detail or two about a girl you were with. Keep it light and funny, she'll eat it up.

They always do ;)
 
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