"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Confusing girls spying me

Guillain

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I'm pretty confused. Here is the story.

Friday I met a girl, let's call her X. We talked a good 15 minutes, I didn't close or anything, just talked with her. Monday, I met X's best friend, let's call her Y. I talked to Y for about 3 minutes. Tuesday, atleast 5 persons comes to me and tell me : "Omg did you heard about X and Y? They are all over you dude... They always talk about you and both admitted to like you very much."
I heard that from atleast 5 different person.

Since tuesday, they have been spying me all the time, and I could see them with the corner of my eyes. I try to ignore them but it's pretty hard to ignore them knowing they are both there spying you. Now, the problem is that I'm confused because:

1) I only talked to them for a really short period of time (15 minutes, so I dont think you can fall over somebody in 15 minutes)
2) Theses girls are known to be really pretty and desired by a lot of men, and I'm an average looking guy.
3) They are best friends and they both like me?
4) The whole school knows about it, so they have been telling a lot of people, which sounds weird because you don't tell everyone when you like someone.

It sounds like they are playing games... I am attracted to both physically but I just find what they are doing really weird.

I'd like to hear something cool/funny to tell them when I catch them spying :)

i.e.: Turn around quickly, catch them spying and say: "Hey why are you both behind that locker spying on me?"

But I tought I could find sometime more original and funny...

This whole thing never happened to me before but I'm pretty sure they are playing games.

And if I go on a date, do I bring both or only one?
If I bring both will they be more competitive or something? I'm just lost...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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icallug

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get them to both go over to your house, say for a movie night or something. then have a 3 way
 

Guillain

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I'm too inexperienced to do that ****... and they are 14, I'm not fvcking them. So it's not the answer I needed.
 

icallug

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then play strip poker or something like that and just see how far you can go.
 

SuaveD

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Show everybody that you are in control, go out with another girl and it will throw the whole school right off.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by SuaveD
Show everybody that you are in control, go out with another girl and it will throw the whole school right off.
I agree. You can't do anything about the two of them if you think that your skills are too lacking to get them both, so just mess with everybody and go out with another girl. with all the attention you've been getting from these babe friends, it shouldn't be too difficult.
 
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