taqueso
Don Juan
Cary Grant
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
just saw that movie last weekend, Brad Pitt did a great job, too bad they didn't let him play the real Achilles, a bisexual who's mom used to dress him up as a girl in an attempt to avoid his fate.Originally posted by gav
new one now; brad pitt playing achilles in troy
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Glad you liked my little poem, few did around here.Originally posted by Devestator
I loved your post about the warrior.
Anyhoo, the Nazis, perhaps misguided, believed in something. They fought for it. We still remember them not just because of their atrocities, but because they were supremely confident in their superiority and nothing less than world domination and enslavement of "inferiors" would satisfy their insane megalomania.
Hitler seduced us as well as his countrymen. Even today, our great villians are modeled after him and his ideals. Nazis are a movie cliche even today. It's negative charisma. Osama bin Laden has it, too. I read that before he became a religious nut, he was quite a player. He enjoyed rough sex![]()
"Devestator" is named after a huge Decepticon who crushes his enemies with brute force. He's cool and a bad guy as well.