"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Confident Role Models

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by gav
new one now; brad pitt playing achilles in troy
just saw that movie last weekend, Brad Pitt did a great job, too bad they didn't let him play the real Achilles, a bisexual who's mom used to dress him up as a girl in an attempt to avoid his fate.
 

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I'm swimming in a sea of chumps...

For an insight into the "Warrior Spirit" take it from a guy who knows, Bruce Lee. Go down to the book store and buy a copy of "Striking Thoughts" and "The Tao of Jeet Kune Do".

You would bring up a nazi as a confident role-model, wouldn't you 'Devestator'?...

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I loved your post about the warrior.

Anyhoo, the Nazis, perhaps misguided, believed in something. They fought for it. We still remember them not just because of their atrocities, but because they were supremely confident in their superiority and nothing less than world domination and enslavement of "inferiors" would satisfy their insane megalomania.

Hitler seduced us as well as his countrymen. Even today, our great villians are modeled after him and his ideals. Nazis are a movie cliche even today. It's negative charisma. Osama bin Laden has it, too. I read that before he became a religious nut, he was quite a player. He enjoyed rough sex :)

"Devestator" is named after a huge Decepticon who crushes his enemies with brute force. He's cool and a bad guy as well.
 

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Originally posted by Devestator
I loved your post about the warrior.

Anyhoo, the Nazis, perhaps misguided, believed in something. They fought for it. We still remember them not just because of their atrocities, but because they were supremely confident in their superiority and nothing less than world domination and enslavement of "inferiors" would satisfy their insane megalomania.

Hitler seduced us as well as his countrymen. Even today, our great villians are modeled after him and his ideals. Nazis are a movie cliche even today. It's negative charisma. Osama bin Laden has it, too. I read that before he became a religious nut, he was quite a player. He enjoyed rough sex :)

"Devestator" is named after a huge Decepticon who crushes his enemies with brute force. He's cool and a bad guy as well.
Glad you liked my little poem, few did around here.

Anyways, we are cool. I just have no use for evil, thats all. And I still believe that evil only attracts female losers. Heck, look at Charles Manson.

Like the t-shirt says "My powers can only be used for good!".

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