"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cash

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The last time i used one was a few years ago and all seemed well, but the other night I attempted with little sucess. Holding the tip (to avoid trapped air) while rolling it down was slippery and painful, making it near impossble to even get pass the head.

Once this was finally achieved all seemed awkward and tight. Getting this on without trapped air is some feat.

It could be that i'm too big (7 1/2" - 8") but i'm sure this is still within range.

Anybody experience the same thing?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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It's not that you're too big. You can roll a standard latex condom over your hand and up your forearm; try it.
 
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Cash said:
The last time i used one was a few years ago and all seemed well, but the other night I attempted with little sucess. Holding the tip (to avoid trapped air) while rolling it down was slippery and painful, making it near impossble to even get pass the head.

Once this was finally achieved all seemed awkward and tight. Getting this on without trapped air is some feat.

It could be that i'm too big (7 1/2" - 8") but i'm sure this is still within range.

Anybody experience the same thing?

Thanks
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You gotta try a couple different brands, some are really long and narrow, others accomodate a larger girth, etc...

Magnums fit/feel different than Lifestyle XL's, etc.
 
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Cash said:
The last time i used one was a few years ago and all seemed well, but the other night I attempted with little sucess. Holding the tip (to avoid trapped air) while rolling it down was slippery and painful, making it near impossble to even get pass the head.

Once this was finally achieved all seemed awkward and tight. Getting this on without trapped air is some feat.

It could be that i'm too big (7 1/2" - 8") but i'm sure this is still within range.
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You could be too big. I'm having this same problem. I tend to have sex only in LTR situations where the girl is on the pill so it's been bare back for a long time but lately i haven't been in a LTR so i'm back to the condoms.

Wow condoms suck.

The damn thing digs into me (the end ring part) and is generally too tight and once any sort of motion gets involved (sex!) it just gets worse and becomes painful and bye bye erection.

I remember using magnums before early in college like 7 years ago but i'm going to try to go back to them. Trojan regulars just aren't working. But if i remember right the magnums were really really big and you end up with the opposite problem of it bunching up. Is there a medium? :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You guys gotta use lub. Such as spit on the head before putting them on, or use it out of the baggie, or buy lubricated condoms. Lub outside is for the girl, lub inside is for you. It feels better that way too.
 
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djSlvt said:
You guys gotta use lub. Such as spit on the head before putting them on, or use it out of the baggie, or buy lubricated condoms. Lub outside is for the girl, lub inside is for you. It feels better that way too.
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Lube is awesome but doesn't solve tightness issues.
 
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