"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Same thing with semen. Only one little swimmer is needed.
A 33 years old female friend of mine is pregnant and she said she was using pills when she got pregnant. As when she got her first child. That sounds like she has just forgotten to take one, but she says she's sure she hasn't... well, dunno about it.
I guess you just have to know you can be never 100% sure about sex and you take a risk every time you do it. The thing is to minimize risks. And being responsible.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Or crabs... or actually a few other things.
You're taking a risk every time, condom or not.
it's not REALLY dangerous...
Saver than without
Even the fact is the best thing would be to use at least 2 methods against pregnancy.
You have been warned.
I've only had one time in my life a condom broke.
I told the girl to get morning after pills. Dunno what's the legal age for them there where you at.
i thought about jerkin' off 2 times before havin sex with her (in order to reduce the amount of semen), wearin' a condom and doin' it just immediately after she has her things... should i be safe enough this way?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Well, dunno about that. While having sex, the girl should be always wet
I've heard about guys using that pulling off move. Smart thing to do.
I haven't done it, but I check the condom occsionately when with new partner usually to be sure not to be ****ing with a hole in it.
The thing if you be like me and don't pull it off before you come, the condom can get off or something like that. I trust the condom brand I'm using enough to be sure it doesn't come off.
Anyways, even you haven't blown yet and your condom brokes, there is still possibility to get her pregnant since some fluid that contains semen escapes your **** even before blowing your load.
So every time the condom fails... You are out there alone (or soon with a new mother and a kid of yours) if there's no option for morning after pills and all you can do is pray or make her do abortion.