"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Condom Thread..

Levex

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Durex Extra Sensitive...went through about 300 of them before my girl got on the pill, not a single one ripped.

Trojans feel like i'm wearing a sock, not a big fan.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i used to like the kind the health department gave out for free.. durex.. they were durable and never broke.
 

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kickureface said:
what exactly do heated condoms do? why would anyone want heat?
when you heat a condom up, it melts, so do not do that hehe

but if a condom is sold that says it is heated, basically after you put it on, i think when you starting doing the deed, it heats up, adding a sensation to either or you or both of you. sort of like the gels stuff that you put on and it heats up when friction happens.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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:up: Durex Extra Sensitive
:up: Komodos (some Japanese brand I think)
:down: Trojans...can't stand the smell of them.
:eek: Ones with spermicide = pee fire afterwards
 
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