“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Conan O'Brien without writers

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Has anyone been watching Conan without his writers? I've been watching every night since he's come back on and somehow he has managed to be even weirder without his writing staff. It's like there is no one there to hold him back and tell him something might be a little too out there for mainstream audiences.

Last night he rigged a rip cord at the top of his studio and hand glided down above the audience. On the stage, he had a guy dressed up like Abraham Lincoln and a guy dressed like John Wilkes Booth. He drop kicked John Wilkes Booth on his descent and saved Lincoln from assassination, then announced that Lincoln would get to serve another term.

Earlier this week he set up a maze on the part of the stage where guests enter and forced his guests to find their way through the maze before they sat down with him.

Last week he announced at the end of his monologue that he had become an overnight musical sensation in Japan and to appease his new fans he joined his band on stage and played a rockabilly song. They transcribed the words in Japanese on the bottom of the screen and showed clips of Asian people dancing.

I could go on and on about weird sh!t I have seen on that show in the past couple of weeks. Somehow I have a feeling Conan Unscripted is going to become legendary on the Internet after the writers return from their strike.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Personally, I like those shows without writers. It is much funnier in my opinion.

Try watching jon stewart and Colbert.

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Conan's been my fav for 10 years. Too bad he's on so late.

But remember, he himself used to write for comedy shows.
 

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Do you remember that assistant producer of his that he interviewed couple days after he came back on air? I'm not sure if the producer was acting or he was just a weird mindless drone like that.

Anyway, Conan is brilliant. He can practically get away with anything. He did some writing for The Simpsons, I believe. Or was it SNL? Anyway, like Mr. T said on the 10th anniversary, "You've only been funny for the past seven years, fool."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Colbert has been pretty funny, he just makes fun of the fact that he has no writers and his show will suck all day.
 

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The Bat said:
Anyway, Conan is brilliant. He can practically get away with anything. He did some writing for The Simpsons, I believe. Or was it SNL?
He worked on both shows. SNL in the late 80's and The Simpsons in the early 90's.
 

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i used to love him but u soon realise his humour is very one-dimensional

can't believe this guy is taking over the more mature jay leno
 

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conan's hilarious. leno can be funny but his funny moments are not as frequent as conan's. but everyone has a different sense of humor. lately though conan's had an especially high number of actual laugh out loud moments for me. and colbert's alright without writers, but i think he's a lot better when he has em. it's all about presentation and he's just a funny guy.
 

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I liked Conan a bit more when I was younger but now it seems like he does the same jokes over and over, weird awkward stuff physically or self-depreciating humour about how he is pale, irish, out of shape, etc.

I will miss Leno when he retires, but the way the late nite hosts are, Conan seems like the only plausible option left.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Kidd said:
i used to love him but u soon realise his humour is very one-dimensional

can't believe this guy is taking over the more mature jay leno
wait what? Is leno retiring?

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comic_relief said:
wait what? Is leno retiring?

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yea don't worry it doesn't happen 'til 2009... which is next year.. damn... it seemed so far away 2 years ago

sucks though, conan's type of humour is so different from jay's, it'll be tough for the audience to make the switch because i think conan definitely attracts a younger audience
 
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