"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Conan O'Brien without writers

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Has anyone been watching Conan without his writers? I've been watching every night since he's come back on and somehow he has managed to be even weirder without his writing staff. It's like there is no one there to hold him back and tell him something might be a little too out there for mainstream audiences.

Last night he rigged a rip cord at the top of his studio and hand glided down above the audience. On the stage, he had a guy dressed up like Abraham Lincoln and a guy dressed like John Wilkes Booth. He drop kicked John Wilkes Booth on his descent and saved Lincoln from assassination, then announced that Lincoln would get to serve another term.

Earlier this week he set up a maze on the part of the stage where guests enter and forced his guests to find their way through the maze before they sat down with him.

Last week he announced at the end of his monologue that he had become an overnight musical sensation in Japan and to appease his new fans he joined his band on stage and played a rockabilly song. They transcribed the words in Japanese on the bottom of the screen and showed clips of Asian people dancing.

I could go on and on about weird sh!t I have seen on that show in the past couple of weeks. Somehow I have a feeling Conan Unscripted is going to become legendary on the Internet after the writers return from their strike.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Personally, I like those shows without writers. It is much funnier in my opinion.

Try watching jon stewart and Colbert.

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Conan's been my fav for 10 years. Too bad he's on so late.

But remember, he himself used to write for comedy shows.
 

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Do you remember that assistant producer of his that he interviewed couple days after he came back on air? I'm not sure if the producer was acting or he was just a weird mindless drone like that.

Anyway, Conan is brilliant. He can practically get away with anything. He did some writing for The Simpsons, I believe. Or was it SNL? Anyway, like Mr. T said on the 10th anniversary, "You've only been funny for the past seven years, fool."
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Colbert has been pretty funny, he just makes fun of the fact that he has no writers and his show will suck all day.
 

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The Bat said:
Anyway, Conan is brilliant. He can practically get away with anything. He did some writing for The Simpsons, I believe. Or was it SNL?
He worked on both shows. SNL in the late 80's and The Simpsons in the early 90's.
 

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i used to love him but u soon realise his humour is very one-dimensional

can't believe this guy is taking over the more mature jay leno
 

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conan's hilarious. leno can be funny but his funny moments are not as frequent as conan's. but everyone has a different sense of humor. lately though conan's had an especially high number of actual laugh out loud moments for me. and colbert's alright without writers, but i think he's a lot better when he has em. it's all about presentation and he's just a funny guy.
 

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I liked Conan a bit more when I was younger but now it seems like he does the same jokes over and over, weird awkward stuff physically or self-depreciating humour about how he is pale, irish, out of shape, etc.

I will miss Leno when he retires, but the way the late nite hosts are, Conan seems like the only plausible option left.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Kidd said:
i used to love him but u soon realise his humour is very one-dimensional

can't believe this guy is taking over the more mature jay leno
wait what? Is leno retiring?

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comic_relief said:
wait what? Is leno retiring?

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yea don't worry it doesn't happen 'til 2009... which is next year.. damn... it seemed so far away 2 years ago

sucks though, conan's type of humour is so different from jay's, it'll be tough for the audience to make the switch because i think conan definitely attracts a younger audience
 
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