"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"competitive eating"

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So i finish watching the DC-Chelsea game on ESPN2, then i see that "great american events" is next. I think alright, maybe something about baseball or football. After the announcer started talking i slowly realized that it was about people eating...professionally. For the first few minutes i thought it was a parody making fun of hot-dog eating contests or something, but when the announcer refered to contestants as "professional competitive eaters" and some as "rookies", said there was a professional competitive eaters association and started analyzing their stances, chewing motions and speed at which they grab the food and stuff it in their mouth i almost fell out of my chair.

I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeah, I've seen that as well...

Honestly, if people want to shove 40 hot dogs into their mouths, it's fine with me...But when they try to argue that it's a real sport like football or baseball is where I draw the line.
 
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yall just a bunch of chumps with green bellies. you cant handle DA FAT.

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YOU CANT HANDLE THE JELLY ROLLS!
 
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Originally posted by Levex


I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
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AGREED
 
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