"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"competitive eating"

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So i finish watching the DC-Chelsea game on ESPN2, then i see that "great american events" is next. I think alright, maybe something about baseball or football. After the announcer started talking i slowly realized that it was about people eating...professionally. For the first few minutes i thought it was a parody making fun of hot-dog eating contests or something, but when the announcer refered to contestants as "professional competitive eaters" and some as "rookies", said there was a professional competitive eaters association and started analyzing their stances, chewing motions and speed at which they grab the food and stuff it in their mouth i almost fell out of my chair.

I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah, I've seen that as well...

Honestly, if people want to shove 40 hot dogs into their mouths, it's fine with me...But when they try to argue that it's a real sport like football or baseball is where I draw the line.
 
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yall just a bunch of chumps with green bellies. you cant handle DA FAT.

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...(~~~o~~)------ Me? Fat?
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE JELLY ROLLS!
 
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Originally posted by Levex


I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
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AGREED
 
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