So i finish watching the DC-Chelsea game on ESPN2, then i see that "great american events" is next. I think alright, maybe something about baseball or football. After the announcer started talking i slowly realized that it was about people eating...professionally. For the first few minutes i thought it was a parody making fun of hot-dog eating contests or something, but when the announcer refered to contestants as "professional competitive eaters" and some as "rookies", said there was a professional competitive eaters association and started analyzing their stances, chewing motions and speed at which they grab the food and stuff it in their mouth i almost fell out of my chair.
I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.