"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"competitive eating"

Levex

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So i finish watching the DC-Chelsea game on ESPN2, then i see that "great american events" is next. I think alright, maybe something about baseball or football. After the announcer started talking i slowly realized that it was about people eating...professionally. For the first few minutes i thought it was a parody making fun of hot-dog eating contests or something, but when the announcer refered to contestants as "professional competitive eaters" and some as "rookies", said there was a professional competitive eaters association and started analyzing their stances, chewing motions and speed at which they grab the food and stuff it in their mouth i almost fell out of my chair.

I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Interpol

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Yeah, I've seen that as well...

Honestly, if people want to shove 40 hot dogs into their mouths, it's fine with me...But when they try to argue that it's a real sport like football or baseball is where I draw the line.
 

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yall just a bunch of chumps with green bellies. you cant handle DA FAT.

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...(~~~o~~)------ Me? Fat?
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YOU CANT HANDLE THE JELLY ROLLS!
 

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Originally posted by Levex


I will come out and say it. This country is retarded beyong any repair.
AGREED
 
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