Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Common law wife bringing ex, to do some repairs (PLEASE HELP))

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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gmonster2

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Seriously , dump the fat chumpa already or at least let the Japanese know where she is.... :rockon:

What the fck is there to stay for?
 

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Mofongo said:
Take in mind that we realy need these repairs and he is the only one willing to do it with only charging for the materials.
DO this -

1. Get a copy of "Carpentry for Dummies"

2. Get along to Home Depot and buy the materials. Get some tools from a hardware store.

3. IF she has ALLOWED you to have a buddy in the last 7 years, call him and ask his help.

4. TELL her that you are going to 'nail' this job yourself .

5. Send her to WW and then when she weighs 135 again, nail her.

6. Before you do any of the above get down to Blockbuster and rent three Clint Eastwood movies for a little of the right motivation. Get some "Home Improvement" videos too.

7. Post a picture at the end of this thread of the completed project.

8. After she has dropped the weight, post a picture of her.

You got some work to do, son.
 

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Dear Mofongo,
I stand by my previous advice,get a Lawyer QUICK do you seriously believe a Woman like this will have the decency to abide by any agreement,written or otherwise?......Believe me Brother this woman equipped with an agenda,will sweep the Moral Crockery of the table without batting an eyelid.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ok - after reading your other threads this is what you need to do:

- Have the guy come in and fix - do the DIY thing.
- Give them time alone - and let them fvck.
- Catch GF in the act of fvcking - take a photo if you can.
- Now you have evidence - your hurt and betrayed.
- exit stage left ASAP.

Damn - she's 270 lbs. - that's elephant territory man. No wonder you don't want to bang her. Let this looser take your spot - then run the other way.
 

penkitten

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why don't you just pay a professional to do the job instead of having him do it as a favor?
i mean, come on, is all this worry and aggravation worth saving a few bucks for him to do it?
how do you even know he's an expert? cause that's what he does for a living?
i guarantee other people also have that as a career and can do it just as well.
 

Luthor Rex

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NewMan said:
Ok - after reading your other threads this is what you need to do:

- Have the guy come in and fix - do the DIY thing.
- Give them time alone - and let them fvck.
- Catch GF in the act of fvcking - take a photo if you can.
- Now you have evidence - your hurt and betrayed.
- Post photo to facebook
- exit stage left ASAP.

Damn - she's 270 lbs. - that's elephant territory man. No wonder you don't want to bang her. Let this looser take your spot - then run the other way.
You forgot one step! :up:
 

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LIFE IS TOOO SHORT!!!!! GET OUT!!!!! You know this is the right answer and you know you've heard it echoing in your own thoughts....Think of how long you're going to be dead...(forever!!!)....stop wasteing the most precious thing you have-----your time on this planet....remember the boomerick mantra---"If you're not living, you're dying!" ....get out and live!!!
 

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Well you got all kinds of good advice but I don't see what so hard about telling her you don't want her ex coming in to repair anything. It's your house too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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ketostix said:
Well you got all kinds of good advice but I don't see what so hard about telling her you don't want her ex coming in to repair anything. It's your house too.
yah, i'm agreeing with you keto.
could you guys imagine gio saying it was ok fine with him if my ex husband came to fix our plumbing just because he does that for a living?
hahaha nope!
 

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270 lbs! Wecome the exboyfriend with open arms. Give him your favorite chair, and access to the fridge for your beer. No... i take that back, get a small refrigerator, fill it full of beer & munchies, and put it right beside his (your old) chair. Give him the remote to the tv. You start sleeping on the couch (say your back is hurting), and let him sleep with her..
Lastly, silently pray the rosary every nite, that this exboyfriend "steals" the 270lb prize away from you!!
 
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http://www.unmarried.org/common-law-...act-sheet.html
If you live in one of the above states and you "hold yourself out to be married" (by telling the community you are married, calling each other husband and wife, using the same last name, filing joint income tax returns, etc.), you can have a common law marriage (for more information on the specific requirements of each state, see next page). {link provided by Lovelylady upthread}
I wager real money you are not common law married.

My BPD :crazy: ex over a period of years kept talking about it, that after a period of time we were common law married. What BS that was once I looked up the laws.

I came to realize marriage to her wasn't because of love but control and what I realize now as guaranteed implied future threats.

I wouldn't marry the skank because of red flags and BOY was I right on. I should have gotten out earlier but at least I got out.

Take everyone's advice here, Get Out NOW! I mean NOW! U Dig?
 

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You fail hard. Your man card has been revoked, that is if it was ever even issued to you..by the looks of thing, it wasnt. I have nothing constructive to add. You've made your own bed now you gotta sleep in it. I would cut an run.

This thread disgusts me.
 

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He's gone guys. We didn't give him a captain-save-a-ho medal, so he left.

Sometimes people just come here for validation.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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