"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Common law wife bringing ex, to do some repairs (PLEASE HELP))

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Seriously , dump the fat chumpa already or at least let the Japanese know where she is.... :rockon:

What the fck is there to stay for?
 

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Mofongo said:
Take in mind that we realy need these repairs and he is the only one willing to do it with only charging for the materials.
DO this -

1. Get a copy of "Carpentry for Dummies"

2. Get along to Home Depot and buy the materials. Get some tools from a hardware store.

3. IF she has ALLOWED you to have a buddy in the last 7 years, call him and ask his help.

4. TELL her that you are going to 'nail' this job yourself .

5. Send her to WW and then when she weighs 135 again, nail her.

6. Before you do any of the above get down to Blockbuster and rent three Clint Eastwood movies for a little of the right motivation. Get some "Home Improvement" videos too.

7. Post a picture at the end of this thread of the completed project.

8. After she has dropped the weight, post a picture of her.

You got some work to do, son.
 

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Dear Mofongo,
I stand by my previous advice,get a Lawyer QUICK do you seriously believe a Woman like this will have the decency to abide by any agreement,written or otherwise?......Believe me Brother this woman equipped with an agenda,will sweep the Moral Crockery of the table without batting an eyelid.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ok - after reading your other threads this is what you need to do:

- Have the guy come in and fix - do the DIY thing.
- Give them time alone - and let them fvck.
- Catch GF in the act of fvcking - take a photo if you can.
- Now you have evidence - your hurt and betrayed.
- exit stage left ASAP.

Damn - she's 270 lbs. - that's elephant territory man. No wonder you don't want to bang her. Let this looser take your spot - then run the other way.
 

penkitten

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why don't you just pay a professional to do the job instead of having him do it as a favor?
i mean, come on, is all this worry and aggravation worth saving a few bucks for him to do it?
how do you even know he's an expert? cause that's what he does for a living?
i guarantee other people also have that as a career and can do it just as well.
 

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NewMan said:
Ok - after reading your other threads this is what you need to do:

- Have the guy come in and fix - do the DIY thing.
- Give them time alone - and let them fvck.
- Catch GF in the act of fvcking - take a photo if you can.
- Now you have evidence - your hurt and betrayed.
- Post photo to facebook
- exit stage left ASAP.

Damn - she's 270 lbs. - that's elephant territory man. No wonder you don't want to bang her. Let this looser take your spot - then run the other way.
You forgot one step! :up:
 

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LIFE IS TOOO SHORT!!!!! GET OUT!!!!! You know this is the right answer and you know you've heard it echoing in your own thoughts....Think of how long you're going to be dead...(forever!!!)....stop wasteing the most precious thing you have-----your time on this planet....remember the boomerick mantra---"If you're not living, you're dying!" ....get out and live!!!
 

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Well you got all kinds of good advice but I don't see what so hard about telling her you don't want her ex coming in to repair anything. It's your house too.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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penkitten

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ketostix said:
Well you got all kinds of good advice but I don't see what so hard about telling her you don't want her ex coming in to repair anything. It's your house too.
yah, i'm agreeing with you keto.
could you guys imagine gio saying it was ok fine with him if my ex husband came to fix our plumbing just because he does that for a living?
hahaha nope!
 

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270 lbs! Wecome the exboyfriend with open arms. Give him your favorite chair, and access to the fridge for your beer. No... i take that back, get a small refrigerator, fill it full of beer & munchies, and put it right beside his (your old) chair. Give him the remote to the tv. You start sleeping on the couch (say your back is hurting), and let him sleep with her..
Lastly, silently pray the rosary every nite, that this exboyfriend "steals" the 270lb prize away from you!!
 
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http://www.unmarried.org/common-law-...act-sheet.html
If you live in one of the above states and you "hold yourself out to be married" (by telling the community you are married, calling each other husband and wife, using the same last name, filing joint income tax returns, etc.), you can have a common law marriage (for more information on the specific requirements of each state, see next page). {link provided by Lovelylady upthread}
I wager real money you are not common law married.

My BPD :crazy: ex over a period of years kept talking about it, that after a period of time we were common law married. What BS that was once I looked up the laws.

I came to realize marriage to her wasn't because of love but control and what I realize now as guaranteed implied future threats.

I wouldn't marry the skank because of red flags and BOY was I right on. I should have gotten out earlier but at least I got out.

Take everyone's advice here, Get Out NOW! I mean NOW! U Dig?
 

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You fail hard. Your man card has been revoked, that is if it was ever even issued to you..by the looks of thing, it wasnt. I have nothing constructive to add. You've made your own bed now you gotta sleep in it. I would cut an run.

This thread disgusts me.
 

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He's gone guys. We didn't give him a captain-save-a-ho medal, so he left.

Sometimes people just come here for validation.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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