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Master Don Juan
Dude, stop promoting your friggin thread everywhere, because you'll find that in some places, like this thread, it doesn't make any sense.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Uh, I use Axe from time to time cause I have that canister readily available to spray on me when I need to go somewhere nice soon and I haven't bathed for awhile. It doesn't give me "false confidence" Do you even know what the **** you're talking about?Originally posted by Phat
See when a guy buys AXE or TAG thinking they will get girls by spraying it on them is wrong. What there doing is giving them selfs fake confidence lol. You notice how the smell of AXE lasts like 5 minutes. If it was really supose to make you smell good how come the smell doesnt last? Don't buy that garbage. Deoderant is all you need. And then your choice of your favorite cologne.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Apologies in advance for this long post, but...Warlord said:Uh, I use Axe from time to time cause I have that canister readily available to spray on me when I need to go somewhere nice soon and I haven't bathed for awhile. It doesn't give me "false confidence" Do you even know what the **** you're talking about?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
AXE = stuff you spray on your body to try and make yourself smell better, in hopes of increasing your chances with women.DJDamage said:Most men who buy this product did not buy it because they smell this prodcut on another guy's body and thought it was really good but rather bought it because they saw a commercial of an AFC that is getting some and that triggered something inside them. Sex always sells.
DjDamage
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!DJDamage said:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240105/inside/
Not only are the males all chasing "ONE GIRL" and fighting over "ONE GIRL" but in order to get her attention they are doing it by trying to give her a present! (and comitting crime in the process) and the woman of coarse is the intelligent and oblivious one.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DJDamage said:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240105/inside/
Not only are the males all chasing "ONE GIRL" and fighting over "ONE GIRL" but in order to get her attention they are doing it by trying to give her a present! (and comitting crime in the process) and the woman of coarse is the intelligent and oblivious one.