"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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commented "humble" by a co-worker, good or bad?

ScrewIt

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im cool with everyone in my workplace...

Anyways i was about to head out to lunch today with my friend at work, until my co-worker asks if i could get her a bottle of water. since the store was downstairs, i say sure and gives me a $1.

The telemarketer next to her said "you're so humble"

I think this was the first time anyone has ever called me humble.
What should i make of this? did it mean i was some kind of "nice guy"?

maybe if i had less of a friendly attitude in the office, i could avoid someone asking for a favor in the future...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost In Translation

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i had a guy tell me at work the ladies at the front counter said

" he is a light touch "

i am not old so i had to ask him ( he is in his 40's ) wtf that means

he said it means you are a push over

this is a few years ago now


BUT I GAVE THAT LADY SO MUCH $HIT FROM THAT DAY FORWARD


be nice to women at work and they think you are weak

shows they cant shake their genetic makeup and the DJ rules still aplly

which means if they can't shake their programming in order to be a professional in the workplace and think like a man

THEY BELONG BACK IN THE KITCHEN RAISING THE KIDS

the way it is supposed to be :)


to all the captain save a h0s

GET THAT UP YA !


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

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“B1tch is just another word for a confident woman who always wants to have her way.

A$$hole is just another word for a confident man who won't take sh!t from a b1tch. "
 

ScrewIt

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Lost in Translation, if i can interpret what you're saying, it kind of makes sense.

I guess i shouldve ignored her and went on my merry way to lunch. well there shouldnt be a next time for this crap!
 

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
im cool with everyone in my workplace...

Anyways i was about to head out to lunch today with my friend at work, until my co-worker asks if i could get her a bottle of water. since the store was downstairs, i say sure and gives me a $1.

The telemarketer next to her said "you're so humble"

I think this was the first time anyone has ever called me humble.
What should i make of this? did it mean i was some kind of "nice guy"?

maybe if i had less of a friendly attitude in the office, i could avoid someone asking for a favor in the future...
If you wanted her to pay you back, just ask "Can you pay me back (insert next day you both work here)?" before saying yes next time.
 

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If you did it out of the kindness of your heart and if it was conveniant to you, then its fine. If you did it to please her then your homo.

Also she damn well better have shown gratitude towards you. If she didnt i hope you responded accordingly.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Humble is usually a good thing. It means you have the potential to be arrogant, but you aren't.
 
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