"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Coming back to the forum after a 3 month hiatus

Vice

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Not much has changed, obviously no one remembers me.

But compared to last year, I'm no longer afraid to ask for a girl's number or ask her to hang out, but approaching and the first kiss is difficult, as well as not being bored during sex.

I'm coming back because this is a fantastic place to have a support group that knows what they're talking about, that can help me with any situation that comes up, and can help me get into that playful mindset :)

Also, I've noticed that watching comedy REALLY makes you a funnier and more interesting person, can someone recommend to me a few funny movies/shows? i love Chappele's show, and I've just started the second season, and i need more comedy before I finish the season :D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i'd reccomend lee evans XL tour, the humour is fantastic
for the random funny kind of piss takey humour Russell Brand, love him or hate him the guys a genius!
 

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- Arrested Development (witty, subtle humor)
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Seinfeld on crack humor)
- The Office (dry humor)
- Scrubs (Dr. Cox is a natural C&F badass)
- Family Guy
- ANY STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE!

You can watch most of these online on hulu.com if you don't have access to Cable or are bored.
 
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Vice said:
...as well as not being bored during sex.
Yeah, that's one of my problems too. When I do pull some ass(which is not as often as I want right now), I suck in the bed. I need to work on that somehow.

And your point about comedy. Comedy is the sh*t.
 
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