"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Coming back to the forum after a 3 month hiatus

Vice

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Not much has changed, obviously no one remembers me.

But compared to last year, I'm no longer afraid to ask for a girl's number or ask her to hang out, but approaching and the first kiss is difficult, as well as not being bored during sex.

I'm coming back because this is a fantastic place to have a support group that knows what they're talking about, that can help me with any situation that comes up, and can help me get into that playful mindset :)

Also, I've noticed that watching comedy REALLY makes you a funnier and more interesting person, can someone recommend to me a few funny movies/shows? i love Chappele's show, and I've just started the second season, and i need more comedy before I finish the season :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i'd reccomend lee evans XL tour, the humour is fantastic
for the random funny kind of piss takey humour Russell Brand, love him or hate him the guys a genius!
 

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- Arrested Development (witty, subtle humor)
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Seinfeld on crack humor)
- The Office (dry humor)
- Scrubs (Dr. Cox is a natural C&F badass)
- Family Guy
- ANY STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE!

You can watch most of these online on hulu.com if you don't have access to Cable or are bored.
 
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Vice said:
...as well as not being bored during sex.
Yeah, that's one of my problems too. When I do pull some ass(which is not as often as I want right now), I suck in the bed. I need to work on that somehow.

And your point about comedy. Comedy is the sh*t.
 
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