"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Coming back to the forum after a 3 month hiatus

Vice

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Not much has changed, obviously no one remembers me.

But compared to last year, I'm no longer afraid to ask for a girl's number or ask her to hang out, but approaching and the first kiss is difficult, as well as not being bored during sex.

I'm coming back because this is a fantastic place to have a support group that knows what they're talking about, that can help me with any situation that comes up, and can help me get into that playful mindset :)

Also, I've noticed that watching comedy REALLY makes you a funnier and more interesting person, can someone recommend to me a few funny movies/shows? i love Chappele's show, and I've just started the second season, and i need more comedy before I finish the season :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i'd reccomend lee evans XL tour, the humour is fantastic
for the random funny kind of piss takey humour Russell Brand, love him or hate him the guys a genius!
 

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- Arrested Development (witty, subtle humor)
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Seinfeld on crack humor)
- The Office (dry humor)
- Scrubs (Dr. Cox is a natural C&F badass)
- Family Guy
- ANY STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE!

You can watch most of these online on hulu.com if you don't have access to Cable or are bored.
 
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Vice said:
...as well as not being bored during sex.
Yeah, that's one of my problems too. When I do pull some ass(which is not as often as I want right now), I suck in the bed. I need to work on that somehow.

And your point about comedy. Comedy is the sh*t.
 
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