Comic_Relief pictures

[johnny_depp]

hey as long as your having fun who gives a f*ck. but anyways you look regular, what more can I say?

 

[Maxtro]

ugh huh...

i think id rather have PALMela HANDerson instead.

Wow. You would rather jack off then have a girl that you can fvck everyday and get BJ's from

I haven't gotten anything from a girl in almost a year. I would put up with a less than ideal woman to get my needs fulfilled.

three things:

1. I would argue youre better off having nothing than having something lousy.

So walking is better than driving an old beater? From the rest of your post is seems that you have very low self-esteem and it's affecting your view of the world.

 

[Ken785]

Wow. You would rather jack off then have a girl that you can fvck everyday and get BJ's from

I haven't gotten anything from a girl in almost a year. I would put up with a less than ideal woman to get my needs fulfilled.

YES...that is what im saying...i would rather jack off to porn than doing it with someone that looks like a obese She-Male. Have some self-respect...jeez.

 

[6-heads lewis]

Wow. You would rather jack off then have a girl that you can fvck everyday and get BJ's from

I haven't gotten anything from a girl in almost a year. I would put up with a less than ideal woman to get my needs fulfilled.


So walking is better than driving an old beater? From the rest of your post is seems that you have very low self-esteem and it's affecting your view of the world.

You want a girlfriend who you "can fvck everyday and get BJ's from", yet have had this desire go unfilfilled for nearly 365 straight days. Your needs are high and not met. Thats bad.

I dont want anything, I enjoy porn, and every now and then I call a prositute who is at least 2x better than any girl I could get for free. My needs are minimal, and always met. Thats good.

Your car analogy is dumb, not worth responding to. Think of it this way: You want a 10, but experience tells you the best you can hope for is a 3.

a)

In exchange for regular sex and companionship with a 3, you feed her, buy her things, listen to her babbling, let her live with you, meet her annoying family.

You'll always resent her for being a 3. Her presence reminds you of your inadequacies, you'll always wish she was someone else. And heres the kicker: She'll always wish you were someone else.

b)

Accept that you can't have the 10, and dont pursue them. The humilation of 99 rejections isn't worth 1 accepted date. If you do land a 10 by a miracle, she'll ditch you as soon as your love potion wears off, or you remove the gun from her head.

Call up a classy 9 or 10 escort once a month, and enjoy her brief company. She will enjoy seeing you, as you are a quick 200$ and friendlier than most of her clients.

Save your time and money by not dating the 3, and most importantly, save your dignity.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

YES...that is what im saying...i would rather jack off to porn than doing it with someone that looks like a obese She-Male. Have some self-respect...jeez.

I think about this in a different way, unlike either of you.. It's like so, and if you give it a though then it makes more sense..


I would jack off or fvck an obese She-Male, or whatever, as long as I'm having fun with it.. It's of no value for me to prefer one to the other in order to appear to public in some way.. Not at all.. However, taking pictures and showing to the world how much I love my obese she-male girlfriend lowers my value, which is essential for me (for getting women, getting contacts, getting whatever), thus I wouldn't do that in public with her..

You see the difference? I'm not inclined to do one thing over the other in order to please this fvcked up world.. Fvck the world.. However, I would compromise a few things in order to please myself.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

You want a girlfriend who you "can fvck everyday and get BJ's from", yet have had this desire go unfilfilled for nearly 365 straight days. Your needs are high and not met. Thats bad.

I dont want anything, I enjoy porn, and every now and then I call a prositute who is at least 2x better than any girl I could get for free. My needs are minimal, and always met. Thats good.

Your car analogy is dumb, not worth responding to. Think of it this way: You want a 10, but experience tells you the best you can hope for is a 3.

a)

In exchange for regular sex and companionship with a 3, you feed her, buy her things, listen to her babbling, let her live with you, meet her annoying family.

You'll always resent her for being a 3. Her presence reminds you of your inadequacies, you'll always wish she was someone else. And heres the kicker: She'll always wish you were someone else.

b)

Accept that you can't have the 10, and dont pursue them. The humilation of 99 rejections isn't worth 1 accepted date. If you do land a 10 by a miracle, she'll ditch you as soon as your love potion wears off, or you remove the gun from her head.

Call up a classy 9 or 10 escort once a month, and enjoy her brief company. She will enjoy seeing you, as you are a quick 200$ and friendlier than most of her clients.

Save your time and money by not dating the 3, and most importantly, save your dignity.

Nobody likes a quitter. Shoot for the stars gentlemen...

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

heres me and my girlfriend. if yours is an HB 8.. than mine must be an 18 o_o

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/HPIM06933.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/1422503209_l.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/l_b9d4032cc246b3148c2ceb80a99ae1ac.jpg

 

[Create Reality]

comic_relief your girls look all doped up, good work!

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

heres me and my girlfriend. if yours is an HB 8.. than mine must be an 18 o_o

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/HPIM06933.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/l_b9d4032cc246b3148c2ceb80a99ae1ac.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/1422503209_l.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/1321285800_l.jpg

50's are comin' back, huh? Maybe just in Cali...

Cute girl, though.

 

[cordoncordon]

6 headed lewis...you may be ugly as you say....I don't know...but you have a very unique way of thinking. You see things in ways that the normal person might not. I can appreciate that.

You should put that to use somehow. A govt. think tank or something. Don't waste that asset.

 

[johnny_depp]

heres me and my girlfriend. if yours is an HB 8.. than mine must be an 18 o_o

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/HPIM06933.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/l_b9d4032cc246b3148c2ceb80a99ae1ac.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/1422503209_l.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/1321285800_l.jpg

HB5. Dude you have to see my girlfriend.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

50's are comin' back, huh? Maybe just in Cali...

Cute girl, though.

Dont mean to jack your thread here Comical..
butttt..
You'd be surprised... not only cali, all around the world bro. Its been making a comeback since the 80's.

Hootenanny 2006:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WyauDsdfcuo

viva las vegas weekender:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IxsgVy1NKt4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6r3l84VbV9s
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-jxxE-38yOo

In tokoyo:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCff2J9xG5s
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LELD_V8ZvHw

In the united kingdom:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KUGU-wS_K4Y
http://youtube.com/watch?v=35kJUxUzFFA

In germany:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_7TfHq7jCJ4

Some bands:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqkaTmOm2Dw
http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=FAE34BA0C4924A94
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f9I30Lb8wnk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrP14pRe9cE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RKwUeTiwIwc



I can go on and on.. but yeah its extremely big here in so cal.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

nvm

 

[Ntwadumela]

wow. my girlfriend is hotter. no my girlfriend is hotter. no mine is.

its not high school anymore guys. self confidence fellas, cmon, what you trying to show off to a bunch of dudes on the internet for? damn, wasn't sosuave about self improvement and meeting girls? maybe im wrong...

 

[Chaotixxx]

i think hes bull****ting us for some reason...

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

wow. my girlfriend is hotter. no my girlfriend is hotter. no mine is.

its not high school anymore guys. self confidence fellas, cmon, what you trying to show off to a bunch of dudes on the internet for? damn, wasn't sosuave about self improvement and meeting girls? maybe im wrong...

I had no idea it applied to the AE section..

Anything Else (18 Viewing)
Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.

 

[Ntwadumela]

yawn...you win man. whatever. have fun.

 

[belividere]

i think were just poking fun...lighten up man. I think what youre talking about is the Mature Man forum..

and one more thing to Comic...im not going to hate on you bro...at least youre getting some pvssy...which is better than a lot of the guys on here... pvssy..post-op...whatever..:woo: just work your way up!

yeah the mature man forum is really mature. Maybe I'm not around enough or dont know the personal relationships but from an outsider the responses here are fvcking retarted. Maybe I just dont feel part of the community that allows you guys to fvk around, but at the same time I dont really see the whole point of talking that kind of **** even to a close friend.

 

[Holland]

I hate to be mean, but I have to agree with Ken and Concordon on this one.
You should aim higher, a guy with a solid understanding of this stuff can get a hotter girl.

Comic seems to truly love his girl, and that is better than any number scale. Besides, true beauty is within. I wouldn't be surprised if CR came back here and told us all that his girl is considered a catch where he lives, because everyone is blinded by her inner beauty!

Yeah sure.
First:
It's very evident you've never learned much about sexual attraction.
Men are wired to be be sexually turned on by hot and healthy women, just like women are wired to be sexually turned on by dominant, masculine men. A relationship between a beautiful woman and a strong masculine man (with both healthy personality's and a strong sense of sexuality) is always going to be more fulfilling than a relationship between mediocre people who claim they don't need real value because they are 'so beautiful on the inside'. It's BS, and that brings me to:
Second:
Your outer appearance is a reflection of your inner beauty.
Translation: If you have high self-esteem you take good care of your body and appearance. You make sure it is attractive to yourself and others.

 

[comic_relief]

Hey guys, keep it up your killing me. I don't have much time to answer all of the posts in this thread, but I got time to ask Holland one...

Second:
Your outer appearance is a reflection of your inner beauty.
Translation: If you have high self-esteem you take good care of your body and appearance. You make sure it is attractive to yourself and others.

Your telling me that the more self-esteem that you have, the better that you take care of your body and appearance?

What about the people that are happy as sh!t, but poor or have a genetic defect. I know some people that have high self-esteem, but just don't give a sh!t about their appearance for the simple fact that they just don't have time to take care of it (sure they workout four times a week, but don't put anything special into their appearance).

I'm usually so busy with extra-curricular clubs and activities, being VP of two clubs, planning a bike trip, meeting interesting and fun people, planning my future career, studying/school work, and restarting my exercise regiment that I don't have time to start caring about my hair or getting new clothes (lack of money doesn't help either).

I think that the more self-esteem that I get, the more you realize that outside appearances are bullsh!t. (The old adage "Outside beauty is only skin deep.")

(I'll answer more posts once I get more time. Probably over the weekend)

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