"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Comedy CD! Brillant!

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I was on the way to a movie with a friend of mine and he had this comedy CD with this up-and-coming comic named "Dane Cook". This guy had us dying laughing. I was like in tears. He was so funny.

I began to think about how cool this would be to have in the car with a girl on the first date. Like right after you pick her up, you have it turned down low where you can just talk over it but you can still listen and laugh together. It shows that you have a great sense of humor and it might help you both feel more at ease with each other.

He's like 20 years old I guess, but he's just hilarious. His jokes aren't corny eather and he's like really energetic on stage! Check it out.

You can download some of his stuff from *****.

Listen to:
"Tire in the Face"
"Kool Aid"
"Road Rage"
"Crappy Jobs - BK Lounge"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Dude! You can't say K a z a a on here? Weak.
 
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He's tallking to meh....*dramatic pause*.....like he KNOWS meh!

said in a crazy latino girl accent and with your head moving around like a valley girl! Cracks me up pablo!
 
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its great to lift up the mood while on a date,BUT since both of you will be listening to the jokes it kills any chance for conversation. I prefer to have some easy-listening trance/techno playing on a low volume while talking to her in a car.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Dane Cook is hilarious. I downloaded a bunch of his stuff off Limewire. He also has a website which has some more audio and video clips; at www.danecook.com
 
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lol, I love stand up- its great. It also give's me idea's for my own jokes, and therefor makes me wittier! And thats always good:)

My favorite comedian is a guy called Brian Regan. You can download him too, from *****, oh and mitch hedburg (sp?). Oh and Eddy Izzard. Yah...lol think thats just about it.

I have very fond memories of me and my friends watching stand up after a great house party, we were actually rolling on the floor laughing:D Fun was had by all....

"I'm an axe murderer! oh really? Yes...twix please..."
 
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