"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know this thread has been brought up upon numerous times but I wanted to bring my specific problems to you guys.


This kid in one of my classes (hes my friend but I don't hang with him often if you know what I mean - kinda like a school only friend with occasional hanging out). Anyways this kid is the epitamy of ****y and funny. He is a lot more ****y than he is funny. Anyways he thinks hes better than me slapping me (playfully) and what not. I slap him back ofcourse and he stoppe dthat. However in class he makes these witty remarks abuot me like saying Hey that kids got a small penis like just blurts it out (obviously he has no idea how big my penis is lol) but like I seem to not know what to comeback to this. Then today I was sitting next to him and he took out a piece of paper and wrote "This kids a fag" and put it over my head. How can I overcome this kid and make him feel like a schmuk so I cna get the upper hand again.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Just look at him like he's a immature loser and isn't worth saying anything back too...even if he is your friend...your both joking...RIGHT?
 
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that kids got a small penis-- "at least mines in the right spot......."

"thats so you can fit it all in your mouth honey"

either say something funny back( **** say anything --if u get laughed at in a bad way just tell him your gonna snap if he doesent shut up , and cutt off his legs with a chainsaw........hell i dunno), laugh about it .... dont be so serious...........

OR if he's gone to far and is really pissing you off......ignore the SOB, cut him out of ur life, just like a chick who wants to be "freinds" coz by the sound of it, he's a little biatch and should treated accordingly.......
 
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Walk by him in class, and spill water on his stuff.

Walk by him later, and spit on his papers.

If he gets attitude, tell him to "sit the f*ck down before I lay you out"
 

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alright thanks for the help guys, this kid ain't gunna talk nemore sh*t to me.
 
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Why would you want to respond to a comment made to you/about you from a guy who isn't at your level?
 
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