"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know this thread has been brought up upon numerous times but I wanted to bring my specific problems to you guys.


This kid in one of my classes (hes my friend but I don't hang with him often if you know what I mean - kinda like a school only friend with occasional hanging out). Anyways this kid is the epitamy of ****y and funny. He is a lot more ****y than he is funny. Anyways he thinks hes better than me slapping me (playfully) and what not. I slap him back ofcourse and he stoppe dthat. However in class he makes these witty remarks abuot me like saying Hey that kids got a small penis like just blurts it out (obviously he has no idea how big my penis is lol) but like I seem to not know what to comeback to this. Then today I was sitting next to him and he took out a piece of paper and wrote "This kids a fag" and put it over my head. How can I overcome this kid and make him feel like a schmuk so I cna get the upper hand again.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just look at him like he's a immature loser and isn't worth saying anything back too...even if he is your friend...your both joking...RIGHT?
 
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that kids got a small penis-- "at least mines in the right spot......."

"thats so you can fit it all in your mouth honey"

either say something funny back( **** say anything --if u get laughed at in a bad way just tell him your gonna snap if he doesent shut up , and cutt off his legs with a chainsaw........hell i dunno), laugh about it .... dont be so serious...........

OR if he's gone to far and is really pissing you off......ignore the SOB, cut him out of ur life, just like a chick who wants to be "freinds" coz by the sound of it, he's a little biatch and should treated accordingly.......
 
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Walk by him in class, and spill water on his stuff.

Walk by him later, and spit on his papers.

If he gets attitude, tell him to "sit the f*ck down before I lay you out"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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alright thanks for the help guys, this kid ain't gunna talk nemore sh*t to me.
 
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Why would you want to respond to a comment made to you/about you from a guy who isn't at your level?
 
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