"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Comebacks for "I am a good girl"

Omega

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"Oh, well theres a first time for everything;) "

"Yea? That's actually pretty funny..I thought you were serious for a second there!"

"Haha, yeaaaa, and I DON'T have 10 girls I'm balancing between!"

"Oh ****, I better get you back to daddy then. He might be mad, your out past your bedtime!"

"Shame. So that means this relationship is just a friendship then? Alright friend, get me a drink and we'll talk about friends with benefits."

"God damnit! I thought you were serious! :D"

"****, you weren't lying about the crystal meth were you?"


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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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AudiTy

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Her: I'm a good girl.
Me: Good, then you'll do whatever I say like a good girl should.

Her: I'm a good girl
Me: I really hope our definitions of 'good' are the same.

Her: I'm a good girl.
Me: Yea and my Mother's Theresa, we should get along just fine ;)
 
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