"Oh, well theres a first time for everything
"
"Yea? That's actually pretty funny..I thought you were serious for a second there!"
"Haha, yeaaaa, and I DON'T have 10 girls I'm balancing between!"
"Oh ****, I better get you back to daddy then. He might be mad, your out past your bedtime!"
"Shame. So that means this relationship is just a friendship then? Alright friend, get me a drink and we'll talk about friends with benefits."
"God damnit! I thought you were serious!
"
"****, you weren't lying about the crystal meth were you?"

"Yea? That's actually pretty funny..I thought you were serious for a second there!"
"Haha, yeaaaa, and I DON'T have 10 girls I'm balancing between!"
"Oh ****, I better get you back to daddy then. He might be mad, your out past your bedtime!"
"Shame. So that means this relationship is just a friendship then? Alright friend, get me a drink and we'll talk about friends with benefits."
"God damnit! I thought you were serious!
"****, you weren't lying about the crystal meth were you?"