I work with someone who comes in everyday smelling. This is a shorter, plus size girl. I have heard on instances before in my workplace and for the most part, most employees seem to quit about a week or two after being told. What is a nice but in the same sense in your face way of saying 'take a shower, or put on some deodorant'.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Come On Guys Do I have a B.O. Problem Here??!!
- Thread starter Pakwah
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Brother_Rapp
Banned
Pull her off to the side and tell her.
or
Give her a small bottle of perfume and ask her to test it out for you. Tell her that you want to give it to your girl friend but you want to know what the effect might be on other people before you give it to her. Ask her would she be a friend and try it out for a while.
or
Give her a small bottle of perfume and ask her to test it out for you. Tell her that you want to give it to your girl friend but you want to know what the effect might be on other people before you give it to her. Ask her would she be a friend and try it out for a while.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
build a remote lysol delousing device around the entrence of your work place.
When she opens the door, press the button firing off 9 or 10 bottles of disenfectant at once! She'll be good smelling and germ free for the rest of the day!!
When she opens the door, press the button firing off 9 or 10 bottles of disenfectant at once! She'll be good smelling and germ free for the rest of the day!!
Brother_Rapp
Banned
I'm assumming that you're just trying to add some humor into the conversation. If you want to make fun of somebody, make fun of yourself.
You have a bad habit. I suggest that you work on it.
You have a bad habit. I suggest that you work on it.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
all kidding aside,
You should conviene ALL of your employees to report this problem. I'm sure you're not the only one who notices BO and if your place of buisness has costomers, I'll assume they don't appreciate it either.
You should have a manager state that there is a standard of service to be provided in your workplace and that not bathing is definately unaccpetable as well as rude. The bulk of the american work force has to be presentable while working and she is no exception to this rule.
My god Bro Rap, don't try to come down on me because I've got a sense of humor! I take just about every aspect of life way to seriously, I'm definately allowed to have some fun from time time. Don't be such a stick in the mud!
You should conviene ALL of your employees to report this problem. I'm sure you're not the only one who notices BO and if your place of buisness has costomers, I'll assume they don't appreciate it either.
You should have a manager state that there is a standard of service to be provided in your workplace and that not bathing is definately unaccpetable as well as rude. The bulk of the american work force has to be presentable while working and she is no exception to this rule.
My god Bro Rap, don't try to come down on me because I've got a sense of humor! I take just about every aspect of life way to seriously, I'm definately allowed to have some fun from time time. Don't be such a stick in the mud!