"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Colon Cleansing?

itishe

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 25, 2005
Messages
925
Reaction score
2
I'm thinking about fasting for a day or two to clean out my colon due to the fact I constantly take incomplete dumps. I'll be in the bathroom for 25 minutes and beyond and still have more to excrete except that it won't come out.

I usually don't like talking about my poo but this is necessary because it's pissing me off. Do you think fasting a day or two to clean me out would be effective?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Caferacer

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 7, 2008
Messages
60
Reaction score
2
let me go ahead and warn you about the 'colon cleanser' stuff you can buy online. Snake oil. The majority of the **** that can be found online is specifically designed not to properly digest. It becomes kind of like jello with a membrane, and that is what you crap out. So the stuff you think was jamming up your crapper was just the stuff you drank to clean it out in the first place.

Yes, I've tried it, and yes it is disgusting.

If you have trouble crapping, eat more greens and fiber.

Still have trouble pooping? Drink a cup of straight black, strong coffee and smoke a newport cigarette in the morning.
 

Kuroro

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 13, 2007
Messages
59
Reaction score
0
Location
Norway
Adding more fiber, water, probiotics, HCL and digestive enzymes to your diet will most likely do it for you. Prunes always give me the runs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Top