"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Colon Cleansing?

itishe

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I'm thinking about fasting for a day or two to clean out my colon due to the fact I constantly take incomplete dumps. I'll be in the bathroom for 25 minutes and beyond and still have more to excrete except that it won't come out.

I usually don't like talking about my poo but this is necessary because it's pissing me off. Do you think fasting a day or two to clean me out would be effective?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Caferacer

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let me go ahead and warn you about the 'colon cleanser' stuff you can buy online. Snake oil. The majority of the **** that can be found online is specifically designed not to properly digest. It becomes kind of like jello with a membrane, and that is what you crap out. So the stuff you think was jamming up your crapper was just the stuff you drank to clean it out in the first place.

Yes, I've tried it, and yes it is disgusting.

If you have trouble crapping, eat more greens and fiber.

Still have trouble pooping? Drink a cup of straight black, strong coffee and smoke a newport cigarette in the morning.
 

Kuroro

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Adding more fiber, water, probiotics, HCL and digestive enzymes to your diet will most likely do it for you. Prunes always give me the runs.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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