College game is too much like poker

[Dhoulmagus]

You are delt a hand and there's nothing much you can do about it.

 

[Vice]

dafuq you talking about son.
me and Poop1337 just mildly tore up the local college.
stop being a little b*tch.
YOU are in control of your social life. your finances. your fitness.
YOU are in control of which college or university you decide to go to.

i would LOVE to play a game of poker with as many variables under my control as in college.

 

[Dhoulmagus]

dafuq you talking about son.
me and Poop1337 just mildly tore up the local college.
stop being a little b*tch.
YOU are in control of your social life. your finances. your fitness.
YOU are in control of which college or university you decide to go to.

i would LOVE to play a game of poker with as many variables under my control as in college.

Lol is this some small yankee college

 

[Gray The Prince]

Black college guy having a blast with college sloots checking in. OP (who I know is trolling but I'll bite anyway), this stuff is like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Your Analogies Are Offed Based

You are delt a hand and there's nothing much you can do about it.

You've obvious never played poker. A skilled player with a closed ended straight could be win a pot over a dude with flush if he knows what he's doing. How many girls do you approach in a week bruh?

 

[Dhoulmagus]

You've obvious never played poker. A skilled player with a closed ended straight could be win a pot over a dude with flush if he knows what he's doing. How many girls do you approach in a week bruh?

Only one hand dude

 

[devilkingx2]

You are delt a hand and there's nothing much you can do about it.

that sounds like high school tbh, not college

in high school it's realistically possible to run out of girls(especially if you limit yourself to just your grade)

in college, there's thousands of girls, an endless supply