"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Clubs and Camera

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I want to bring cameras into the club. I've only been to a few club and the rules regarding cameras are never clear. One club I went to doesn't even allow cellphone and other clubs you're allow to bring digital camera. I could buy one of those cellphone that has a decent camera, Nokia has one that has a 5 megapixel camera that has build in flash. Am not sure how the bouncers would react to that though, taking pictures in a dark club without flash is impossible.

What are you guys experience regarding clubs and camera?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have taken hundreds and hundreds of pics in clubs. Never had anyone say a word to me.
 

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Strip clubs and clubs that hire a candid photographer to take pics or have a photo booth set up may have a problem with outside cameras.
 

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For digitals in a club you need only modify the filters of the lens.

Go to a camera website and type in something for pictures at night.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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you can bring digital camara into most night clubs except for strip clubs; i would recommend a nice small camera with a great flash like the canon sd series, and not cell phone camera since their flash is useless @ night.
 

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Hero said:
you can bring digital camara into most night clubs except for strip clubs; i would recommend a nice small camera with a great flash like the canon sd series, and not cell phone camera since their flash is useless @ night.
I have a little Pentax I bought a few years ago that's the exact same size as the Canons. I LOVE that camera. Bought a new higher res camera for work that's just a little bigger, but I still carry that Pentax when I go out.

Digital cameras are an AWESOME pickup/seduction tool. From kissy face nightclub pics, all the way to hardcore pornography......best $300 you'll ever spend :)
 

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STR8UP said:
I have a little Pentax I bought a few years ago that's the exact same size as the Canons. I LOVE that camera. Bought a new higher res camera for work that's just a little bigger, but I still carry that Pentax when I go out.

Digital cameras are an AWESOME pickup/seduction tool. From kissy face nightclub pics, all the way to hardcore pornography......best $300 you'll ever spend :)

You should post the pictures you took with your pentax camera from the clubs.
 

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Hero said:
You should post the pictures you took with your pentax camera from the clubs.
I did post some of them a few weeks ago, but as i said, they weren't gonna stay up forever. You're too late :(
 

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I always have my camera on me. Not just when I go to the club, but always. It's small enough that I can keep it in my pocket without it being a burden and it takes awesome pictures.

As for the club, no one has ever had a problem with me bringing in a camera. The only place I could see them having one would be in a place that showed nudity or sexual acts, which are places I don't pay to go into.

I've also found that having a camera is the ultimate pickup tool.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=116142

Happy hunting
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heres a few, although the quality isn't the greatest.




 

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I keep thinking this thread is about the band Coheed and Cambria when I glance at it quickly
 

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kdnash82 said:
I always have my camera on me. Not just when I go to the club, but always. It's small enough that I can keep it in my pocket without it being a burden and it takes awesome pictures.

As for the club, no one has ever had a problem with me bringing in a camera. The only place I could see them having one would be in a place that showed nudity or sexual acts, which are places I don't pay to go into.

I've also found that having a camera is the ultimate pickup tool.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=116142

Happy hunting

Sup kdnash82, how you been buddy?
 

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Hero said:
Sup kdnash82, how you been buddy?
Wussup Hero.... Not a whole lot here... Been doing the family thing and I'm in the process of moving in with my future family (we're giving up the ultimate bachelors pad). Looks like my players card will be placed in a "break in case of emergency glass" for the time being.

You got plans for thanksgiving? If not, feel free to hit me up. I'm headed over to a friends house. It's not gonna be a hoe-asis (they're all married) like my party was, but should still be a good time.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Im sure people who bring cameras to clubs are linked to al qaeda.
 
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