"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Club Pics

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Went to a club last weekend with JC, and they took a couple pics when I was picking up my girl and spinning her around.


PIC 1

The fatty looks even fatter here than in the club. At one point I picked up both of them and spun them both around. She weighed like 3000lbs man... thanks JC for taking care of her for me ;)



No, I'm not drunk...








I # closed and did like 3 makeouts with this girl. I actually found out about these pics from her today when I called. She kept saying how much she wants too meet up. Sucks that she's like an hour away.

Sarge on...

edit: wow the pic quality makes her look not that hot. She looks a lot better on my desktop. Oh well. She's a south african that's going to school here, so i'm up for some variety.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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FRëSHURE

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great work AC.

did JC really hook up with the fatty? (i've hooked up with worse then that before, i respect a man that will help his brother)

Your one is alright AC.

Few things, the hour away issue.

my assumption.

you and JC left naperville, headed into chicago, and went to a club there, she lives somewhere in a different direction to chicago. and it makes it a bit far to travel. (do you drive?)

this is why when it comes to clubs, i can't stress it enough.

GO LOCAL!

I'm in Australia, but i'm sure naperville must have a club, or atleast theres something closer then chicago? -although i don't know how far that is.

if there is a local club, maybe its 'no good'... theres still going to be girls there, and they're going to live alot closer. try it out.
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson

The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war. :eek:


JC
that could be adapted as some oral kino :)
 

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Here is a photo of JC's girl, taken from the front, plus a little background info on her.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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manuva

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Hey, that one on the right told me she loved me.
 

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wow....i really wish i hadn't sat here and seen that.
 

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The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war.
You should be more cautious, she could've eaten you :crackup:.
 

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The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

sure you weren't playing hungry hungry hippo ?


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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South African chicks - for the win! :-D

Well done on the close, mate - hope you'll like the quality of my countries exports. ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AC you rule kid! Keep up the good work.

My cousin lives in Naperville and last time I was over there 1998 I believe she told me Zero Gravity was an under 18 bar or something (watch out)

If I visit there again I definitely wanna sarge with you and 007
 

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uhh good work i guess...im not going to talk smack because i cant back it up with pics ill still tell you both of those chicks look busted and atrocious.

this surprises me cuz jerkson usually posts pics of honeys.
 

animal crackers

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
My new camera comes in the mail in about a week. It also records video. I'm gonna go fvcking nuts with it. :cool:


JC


Dude you don't have to qualify yourself.

It's alright to mess around with a whale once and awhile ;).




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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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