"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Club Pics

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Went to a club last weekend with JC, and they took a couple pics when I was picking up my girl and spinning her around.


PIC 1

The fatty looks even fatter here than in the club. At one point I picked up both of them and spun them both around. She weighed like 3000lbs man... thanks JC for taking care of her for me ;)



No, I'm not drunk...








I # closed and did like 3 makeouts with this girl. I actually found out about these pics from her today when I called. She kept saying how much she wants too meet up. Sucks that she's like an hour away.

Sarge on...

edit: wow the pic quality makes her look not that hot. She looks a lot better on my desktop. Oh well. She's a south african that's going to school here, so i'm up for some variety.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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FRëSHURE

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great work AC.

did JC really hook up with the fatty? (i've hooked up with worse then that before, i respect a man that will help his brother)

Your one is alright AC.

Few things, the hour away issue.

my assumption.

you and JC left naperville, headed into chicago, and went to a club there, she lives somewhere in a different direction to chicago. and it makes it a bit far to travel. (do you drive?)

this is why when it comes to clubs, i can't stress it enough.

GO LOCAL!

I'm in Australia, but i'm sure naperville must have a club, or atleast theres something closer then chicago? -although i don't know how far that is.

if there is a local club, maybe its 'no good'... theres still going to be girls there, and they're going to live alot closer. try it out.
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson

The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war. :eek:


JC
that could be adapted as some oral kino :)
 

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Here is a photo of JC's girl, taken from the front, plus a little background info on her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey, that one on the right told me she loved me.
 

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wow....i really wish i hadn't sat here and seen that.
 

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The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war.
You should be more cautious, she could've eaten you :crackup:.
 

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The other girl actually bit my hand when we were having a thumb war.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

sure you weren't playing hungry hungry hippo ?


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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South African chicks - for the win! :-D

Well done on the close, mate - hope you'll like the quality of my countries exports. ;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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AC you rule kid! Keep up the good work.

My cousin lives in Naperville and last time I was over there 1998 I believe she told me Zero Gravity was an under 18 bar or something (watch out)

If I visit there again I definitely wanna sarge with you and 007
 

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uhh good work i guess...im not going to talk smack because i cant back it up with pics ill still tell you both of those chicks look busted and atrocious.

this surprises me cuz jerkson usually posts pics of honeys.
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
My new camera comes in the mail in about a week. It also records video. I'm gonna go fvcking nuts with it. :cool:


JC


Dude you don't have to qualify yourself.

It's alright to mess around with a whale once and awhile ;).




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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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